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what do you do when your significant other is failing the relationship?
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    My significant other has become lazy, boring, and no longer satisfies my insatiable desires anymore. I just don't know what to do. I need some one to buy me new clothes, take me out to a romantic dinner , etc. Not sit around and drink cheap beer, climb fences like a cat, and sit around like a sloth.

    And I'm tired of constantly helping him with his math homework. I mean this is ridiculous. Ladies what should I do?

    Rebecca...


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    I dunno, climbing fences is a sign of active life.

    Maybe youre the problem.

    Yw

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
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    Wait until they're asleep and then set their bed on fire


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    Immerse yourself in the highly fulfilling world of hot anime men.

    EMPRESS OF FANGURLZ


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    Grown men shouldn't be climbing fences for their youtube-how-to-be-a-ninja channel.
    This is stuff children do. I've had it.

    Rebecca...


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    Hey girl I might look like a lady but I have a huge dick.


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    I'm thinking of just cutting off his little 4 inch metapod. It just doesn't get the job done anymore.

    Rebecca...


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    Cille said:

    Immerse yourself in the highly fulfilling world of hot anime men.

    Best advice I've heard yet.

    Rebecca...


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    *hits ignore button

    Well as long as it bigger then 4 inches and you last longer then 30 seconds.

    Rebecca...


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    I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
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    You ignore them.

    Hail to the king.


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    If you do that you gotta eat it afterwards, you don't want him finding it
    so that it can be reattached at a later time.


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    I think I'm gonna do it while he is sleeping. Maybe take the pokeballs too.

    Rebecca...


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    Rebecca_Gone_Wild said:

    I think I'm gonna do it while he is sleeping. Maybe take the pokeballs too.

    You can donate the pokeballs to Wacky for his next testicle festival


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    Rebecca...


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    Rebecca_Gone_Wild said:

    ...no longer satisfies my insatiable desires anymore.

    We call this a pleonasm.


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    Oh I can see this thread progressing into banworthy material.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    BadAdviceGirl said:

    Rebecca_Gone_Wild said:

    I think I'm gonna do it while he is sleeping. Maybe take the pokeballs too.

    You can donate the pokeballs to Wacky for his next testicle festival

    Done.

    Rebecca...


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    Athena92 said:

    Rebecca...

    what?

    Rebecca...


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    Zenigundam said:

    Rebecca_Gone_Wild said:

    ...no longer satisfies my insatiable desires anymore.

    We call this a pleonasm.

    Ya know if you were as good at math as you are English you might actually beable to pull some mild level of success.
    This is the last day I am holding the camera for these ninja warrior training videos. After this its over between us Zeni.
    My check will be in the mail by the end of the month.

    Rebecca...


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    Hi Zeni


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