Laydeeeeeeeeez... and gentlemen...
Do you feel good? Yeah, I'll bet you do.
If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Boils and ghouls,
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction
Of delight, horror, fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command,
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you, there's always a price -
Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!