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Applied for a middle school teaching position
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    It doesn't require a teaching certificate or experience, simply a bachelor's in English and a fervor for teaching. This would be a pretty good holdover job for me until I get my MA I think. Teaching middle school kids though.. Eh... I dunno... The way kids are these days, it could be an adventure. My 6th grade self could have used a kick in the behind. I was awfully cocky and I never got put in my place. Then again, I turned out quite all right!


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    (Downs ten beers in parking lot and stumbles into class)

    "All right ya little bastards take out your (hiccups) higgity homework. Today we're gonna review coordination and (slurs word) subordination. Speaking of (slurs again) subordination, ya kids better learn your place. If ANYONE is insubordinate today, YOU GON LEARN! (eyes stare blankly at class followed by another hiccup)"

    (Moves over to front row)

    "By the by, Kimberly, you look lovely today. You remind me of Amanda Bynes before the psychological meltdowns."

    Kidding.


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    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    If this doesnt work out, check into maybe being a substitute teacher?
    I suspect its got some options for you.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    Please don't teach our youth


  • Banned
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    That Cori check though, bummer.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    You think you'll be able to only window shop all the Rebeccas?...


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    Nice, go for it man!


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    Have fun getting f**king roasted by a bunch of hormonal preteens.

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  • SwimHero
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    if you get hired you should definitely throw a chair on your first day or do something dramatic like that.

    Janeway Rules!


  • SwimSage Banned
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    GTZ?


  • SwimNinja
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    Do you have a bachelor's in English?

    Also I'll await to hear your name in the news concerning a sex scandal.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • IB Banned
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    Ummm....im pretty sure you need to fibish middle school first, zeni...

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  • SwimSuperFan
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    I thought you're legally not allowed to be alone with children anymore

    Bush did 9/11


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