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Overpaid for an NJ cheesesteak
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    It was the most expensive thing on the menu at this one burger place, so I figured, "Must be good!"

    (clears throat)

    I mean... "It must be sumptuous, palatable, and piquant!
    (adjusts monocle and lifts nose in the air)


  • Manowarrior
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    I've never heard of a NJ cheesesteak. The concept of such a thing must fill viperslayer with the rage of a thousand suns.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • SwimHero
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    look at you getting all fancy and shit
    mr. big spender

    Janeway Rules!


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    Haha good. Somebody needs to give him a stress ball for Christmas. He's full of dat rage!!!

    It's all right I guess. I figured this didn't really exist in North Jersey, but it was on the menu, the most expensive item on the menu, and I was determined to get the most expensive thing on the menu, so I had to buy it. Wasn't really in the mood for a cheesesteak tbh lol.


  • SwimPeanut
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    NJ cheese steaks are only sold in one place, with any degree of authenticity. White House Subs in Atlantic City. Everybody else who claims to sell them is a faker.

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • Banned
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    New Jersey tends to have better cheese steaks than Pennsylvania.

    Hail to the king.


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    Thank you for the reply, Stilgar, my pupil.


  • Manowarrior
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    brian_boru said:

    New Jersey tends to have better cheese steaks than Pennsylvania.

    Do the NJ ones use Cheez-Whiz?

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Banned
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    Fück no. Anyone who puts cheeze wiz on s cheese steak is a filthy heretic.

    Hail to the king.


  • Banned
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    Now I'm hungry... thanks alot.


  • Manowarrior
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    brian_boru said:

    Fück no. Anyone who puts cheeze wiz on s cheese steak is a filthy heretic.

    Then NJ ones are automatically the far superior cheesesteak.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Banned
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    Keep screaming into the void.

    Hail to the king.


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