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so, you're in line at the grocery store
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  • SwimPeanut
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    You see me buy bread, salami, sliced cheese and mustard.

    What am I about to do?

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


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    Feed the homeless


  • Special Snowflake
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    Explain something to us like we're five and stupid, like always.

    Memento Mori


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    Seems like someones ready for Netflix and Chill.:O


  • SwimStar
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    Masturbate.

    Obviously.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • SwimPeanut
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    BadAdviceGirl said:

    Feed the homeless

    That's one very logical response, given that all are food items. AND... it's a form of behavioral profiling. From the observed purchase of food, you considered the normal trajectory of such action and assumed the food would be eaten.
    .
    The police often use behavioral profiling to prevent crime.
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    What's wrong with that?

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • SwimElder
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    Going to assault someone with the salami and take their premium steaks?


  • SwimPeanut
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    NaClO said:

    Going to assault someone with the salami and take their premium steaks?

    Spike Jones had the same sense of humor.

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • Banned
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    Sweep up.


  • Babbling Banned
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    Trying to gorge on the biggest sandwich ever?

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


  • SwimElder
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    Subverting expectations is fun.


  • SwimPeanut
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    zombieberkman said:

    Trying to gorge on the biggest sandwich ever?

    That's another very logical response, given that all are food items. AND... it's a form of behavioral profiling. From the observed purchase of food, you considered the normal trajectory of such action and assumed the food would be eaten.
    .
    The police often use behavioral profiling to prevent crime.
    .
    What's wrong with that?

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • Babbling Banned
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    Darn it. I knew I should've said you were going to decorate a felled pine tree for a festive holiday. Oh, drat!

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


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