Woman gets her period at a Chinese restaurant.
She wanted wanton soup, but got an egg drop instead.
Enim mundus sine odio.
We think we can make honey without sharing in the fate of bees, but we are in truth nothing but poor bees, destined to accomplish our task and then die.
Actually being a Chinese restaurant she just got Salmonella.
BAR HAR HAR HAR YOU SAID PERIOD!