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How to deal with Child Support (The Zenigundam Way)
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    1. Marry a sweet girl with whom you get along (This is ideal)

    2. If you can't do #1, then maybe disappear and don't file your tax returns (This is not so good)

    3. You really should just ante up the $. It might not be the difference between your son rolling up to school in a Rolls-Royce and a Honda Civic, but it sure is the difference between whether he can afford new games or suspect used ones at Gamestop. (Well maybe you can go to a casino and win back your child support $ if you're that obsessed with silly $)


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    Or don't f**king have kids in the first place.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • SwimSage Banned
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    F**k that, my kid can get the Walmart discount and like it!


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    Look, DM, just because she didn't want to go to prom with you doesn't mean that you can't join us in the ranks of fatherhood someday.

    Hold your head up, son!!


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    Damn, Ric! Sounding like a potential Lifetime movie father right there! Wooooooo


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    I never asked anyone to prom. I went a solo man out of principle.

    Also, for you to be a father I'm pretty sure you have to f**k first.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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  • SwimNinja
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    DeusMasquerade said:

    Or don't f**king have kids in the first place.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Zenigundam said:

    Damn, Ric! Sounding like a potential Lifetime movie father right there! Wooooooo

    Yeah there'd be trouble for sure if I actually got any!


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