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You guys I have a confession
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  • SwimPirate
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    I'm actually Tom Hanks, I've been pretending to be a girl online so I wouldn't get caught, I know alot of things happen when celebrities make known who are are, but yeah, I indeed am. I mean, the whole part about being a raiders fan was my biggest hint.

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • Banned
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    Hey Tom, can I borrow $10,000?

    Hail to the king.


  • SwimPirate
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    brian_boru said:

    Hey Tom, can I borrow $10,000?

    naaww fam

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • SwimNerd
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    Yeah sure you are
    Then whats going on with your wayward son ?

    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the former.


  • SwimPirate
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    polexia said:

    Yeah sure you are
    Then whats going on with your wayward son ?

    What? You don't believe my simple statement I've made online without evidence? I, quite frankly am shocked young miss, but since you are concerned, he's gonna be in rehab for now.

    And here's your evidence:
    "There's a snake in my boot"

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • Banned
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    SWEET.....I have too much respect for Jackie to spam her inbox with dick pics, but I couldn't wait until I had a direct line for them to you, Mr. Hanks.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimPirate
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    CyberBully360 said:

    SWEET.....I have to much respect for Jackie to spam her inbox with dick pics, but I couldn't wait until I had a direct line for them to you, Mr. Hanks.

    The mistake, with this post you see, is
    that you had respect for Yackie.
    I was just pretending to be her, and I was annoyed AF.

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • SwimNerd
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    Love, thanks.
    I have been here since "04
    And have seen and been through plenty

    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the former.


  • SwimPirate
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    polexia said:

    Love, thanks.
    I have been here since "04
    And have seen and been through plenty

    http://www.madaboutmemes.com/uploads/memes/142.png

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Did you ever hook up with the volleyball?


  • SwimPirate
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    p00fy said:

    Did you ever hook up with the volleyball?

    Wilson said the kindest things...

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Who was on top???


  • SwimPirate
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    That depends on who had strength on the island. It was a very equal relationship, both ways and what not.

    "You know what they say: "If they're not inflatable they're not datable" :cool: :ballon: - TrigunBebop
    "You haven't Idealized Mankind, you've deformed it, you've mutilated it, and that's the real joke" - Nightowl


  • SwimParagon
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    TOM SIGN MY BOOBIES!!@!!@!

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    For some reason I thought it said Tony Hawk
    When I first looked at this thread


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    Yeah well...
    I am Our_Cancer!

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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