Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke
And a story is just a story.
42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.
And in other instances, a cigar is a massive throbbing p***s shoved into the mouths of the wealthy elite as a symbolic metaphor for the exploitation of cheap Latin American labor for self-gratification and capitalistic ecstasy, and the latent desire to f****te a man or ten despite putting on a faux-machismo act that would balk at the idea of someone else doing this.
Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!
I got a cigar you can smoke. ;)