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Hanging out with a drunk sibling
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    Once they hit the obnoxious I'm the funniest person in the world level of drunk when the uber arrives


  • SwimStar
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    Don't drink your siblings.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


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    Skiles said:

    Don't drink your siblings.

    Good catch
    Fixed it


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    Don't fück them.

    Hail to the king.


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    I'm just glad the über driver was super easy going


  • Swimuminati
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    psh, the best time to use uber is when you hit the obnoxiously drunk enough to think you're funny phase.

    i rate them based on how well they tolerate and amuse me.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Uber you say?

    (Puts keys in the ignition and revs engine)

    Hop in, everybody! We're going home!


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    Firefly24 said:

    psh, the best time to use uber is when you hit the obnoxiously drunk enough to think you're funny phase.

    i rate them based on how well they tolerate and amuse me.

    It was entertaining but got old after awhile
    Was a good sport though
    Only been working 4 days


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    JNBmax said:

    Once they hit the obnoxious I'm the funniest person in the world level of drunk when the uber arrives

    And that's when you give them a little kiss right?


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