The laundromat gave me new clothes
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    Like people dont really have their own laundry machines in the Philippines unless youre rich or have a nice house.
    I live alone, so I use a laundromat.
    I open up my bag and take my clothes out.
    As I look through my fresh uniforms and sheets, I come across a couple things that I dont recognize.
    A single pair of ladies panties.
    And a nice polo.
    Looks like I got new clothes.
    Although I think Ima just toss these panties... Clean or not.
    That shirt doe... If it fits I keeps.

    Money is a motherfucking joke.
    Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat.
    Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat.

  • Babbling

    I've never been lucky enough to get a magic dryer that gives me free panties. Usually I have to steal them.

  • Banned


    You were banned. It fills you with determination

  • Babbling

    In turn, I have to keep an eye on my clothes so nobody steals my underwear.

  • Babbling

    Big deal.

    Now if you'd found everybody's missing sock, then you'd be on to something!

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!

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