The laundromat gave me new clothes
Like people dont really have their own laundry machines in the Philippines unless youre rich or have a nice house.
I live alone, so I use a laundromat.
I open up my bag and take my clothes out.
As I look through my fresh uniforms and sheets, I come across a couple things that I dont recognize.
A single pair of ladies panties.
And a nice polo.
Looks like I got new clothes.
Although I think Ima just toss these panties... Clean or not.
That shirt doe... If it fits I keeps.
Money is a motherfucking joke.
Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat.
Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat.
I've never been lucky enough to get a magic dryer that gives me free panties. Usually I have to steal them.
You were banned. It fills you with determination
In turn, I have to keep an eye on my clothes so nobody steals my underwear.
Now if you'd found everybody's missing sock, then you'd be on to something!