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  • SwimParagon
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    in the most innocent of outfits.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
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    reebok yoga pants and a northface fleece?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a woman in a school girl outfit with a scythe...

    Is it worse that I was slightly turned on...>.>


  • Swimuminati
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    i'd say that is the most suspect of outfits

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    HEADZELROLL!!


  • SwimParagon
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    Firefly24 said:

    yoga pants

    I said INNOCENT.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
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    Now that you mention it.....-_-'

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  • Swimuminati
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    not all yoga pants are tight lil form fitting things

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimParagon
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    Mixboy said:

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a woman in a school girl outfit with a scythe...

    Is it worse that I was slightly turned on...>.>

    How does this always happen?

    Me: "I'm going to kill you! Muahaha."

    You boys: "YES MISTRESS! PLEASE HURT ME!"

    I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Mixboy said:

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a woman in a school girl outfit with a scythe...

    Is it worse that I was slightly turned on...>.>

    How does this always happen?

    Me: "I'm going to kill you! Muahaha."

    You boys: "YES MISTRESS! PLEASE HURT ME!"

    I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed.

    cuz adults are thinking about sex almost all of the time

    you should be both

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimElder
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    You should join the club, we meet on Thursdays and practice.

    I prefer the school swimsuit. It lures them in and it's easy to clean afterward. It isn't as practical in the winter though.


  • Banned
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    Hail to the king.


  • Swimuminati
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Mixboy said:

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a woman in a school girl outfit with a scythe...

    Is it worse that I was slightly turned on...>.>

    How does this always happen?

    Me: "I'm going to kill you! Muahaha."

    You boys: "YES MISTRESS! PLEASE HURT ME!"

    I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed.

    Look, we're pretty sick, ok....it's not us, it's society....But, maybe, just maybe, I can change my ways and become the one shining light to be held as an example for all men to strive towards...

    ...

    ...

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  • Swimuminati
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    Firefly24 said:

    not all yoga pants are tight lil form fitting things

    They're not???

    ...hmmm...I have to call my congressman >.>


  • SwimParagon
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    Firefly24 said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Mixboy said:

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a woman in a school girl outfit with a scythe...

    Is it worse that I was slightly turned on...>.>

    How does this always happen?

    Me: "I'm going to kill you! Muahaha."

    You boys: "YES MISTRESS! PLEASE HURT ME!"

    I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed.

    cuz adults are thinking about sex almost all of the time

    you should be both

    Yeah but... getting-slashed-to-death sex? Wait. Is there a market for this?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
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    NaClO said:

    You should join the club, we meet on Thursdays and practice.

    I prefer the school swimsuit. It lures them in and it's easy to clean afterward. It isn't as practical in the winter though.

    Thursdays, you say? I'm in!

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Mixboy said:

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a woman in a school girl outfit with a scythe...

    Is it worse that I was slightly turned on...>.>

    How does this always happen?

    Me: "I'm going to kill you! Muahaha."

    You boys: "YES MISTRESS! PLEASE HURT ME!"

    I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed.

    I have never asked a woman to hurt me...


  • SwimParagon
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    Have you asked a man to hurt you?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Have you asked a man to hurt you?

    hmmmmmm..... once, and I really liked him. >_>

    Not something I normally do ok!


  • SwimParagon
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    SandStone said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Have you asked a man to hurt you?

    hmmmmmm..... once, and I really liked him. >_>

    Not something I normally do ok!

    Okay okay! I'm just asking for my own curiosity!

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    I'm normally the one doing the hurting :3


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