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Allow me to educate you on the problems with Pokemon Go!
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    (Hip hop beat starts)

    Now here's the problem with Pokémon Go
    It's entertainment value is awfully low
    An illegal game, downloadable for free
    Where's the music at? The rich story?
    "Gotta catch 'em all", or so I'm told
    Please bear in mind that I'm 26 years old
    I need a plot and some towns to explore
    Otherwise the game's just a total bore
    No Pokémon around, "Signal Not Found"
    I didn't download this just to get clowned
    Deleted from my phone, I'm done with it
    How was this game an overnight hit?
    So that's my take on this Pokémon craze
    You'll all be over it in a couple of days


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    I am looking forward to the video of this with you wearing Ash Ketchum's hat and a pokeball in hand while you rap. Will be glorious.

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    Hmmmm I don't have the exact props on hand, but I see where this is going... I like the idea!


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    You have to go outside and catch it. It's not like a game console where you sit on your a*ss all day eating cheetos and red bull and expect to catch a Mewtwo.

    The Music is nature and outside. The Story is You. This is your story. The setting of your story is your town. If you get bored, visit the town next to you. You have a car so use it.


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    Whoa!! (Takes swig of alchy and approaches you quickly)

    This is getting way too intense...


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    Pokemon is all about intensity!


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    No the gameplay mechanics (Having to go outside and walk around, etc) aren't too intense. I was talking about you getting in my grill!!

    cracks knuckles


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    DBZ4ever said:

    I am looking forward to the video of this with you wearing Ash Ketchum's hat and a pokeball in hand while you rap. Will be glorious.

    No no no no no.

    A Pikachu hat. Really get those ears bouncing.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    Like the one Rogue has.

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    Obviously, you haven;t been catching pokemon at night liek I have in a area in your house you're not amiliar with. The Best experience is in the cemetary!

    I can get on your grills if I want bro!


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    DBZ4ever said:

    Like the one Rogue has.

    Well, I have one too. But yes, I was thinking about Rogue and his tinychat hat.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    You need to dress up like Ash Ketchum... I want to see this. Make it happen.


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