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Pokemon Go is a conspiracy by the AMA and United States Government
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    To get people to be more active and go outside more.
    That's the only explanation I can conjure up here. All major cell phone service providers are in on this too and licking their chops at the data charges.

    Life itself is an RPG beyond compare! Why else create an RPG within an RPG by making you go places in the real world?

    And now that I exposed the truth, I'm sure there'll be FBI agents tracking down my IP address so that they can crash through my bedroom window, take me hostage, and destroy my laptop just like in the movie Hackers, a movie in which my father's (hate that ***hole) ex-girlfriend's brother played one of the hackers by the by.

    Yeah I'm hip to these games! The government ain't tricking me!


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