Keep me out of the Adult Swim Tabloid!
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  • 2

    I don't want the drama or paparazzi in my life! I'm a simple guy who's just getting by!

    (Shoves cameras away, hops in Lambo with Elizabeth Olsen in the passenger seat, and speeds off at 120mph )

  • Thunder Goddess

    Well, you are a simple guy. I will grant you that.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright

  • Banned

    But how else are we supposed to get nudes of you while youre on vacation? Dx

  • Helper

    Excuse me sir! Sir! What do you have to say about the webcam? Sir! Do you know about cephalopods? Sir!

    The chilean fish that swimmed against the current

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