Back in my day, our Pokemon GO!....
was the Gold and Silver versions.
Seriously, they were the closest thing we had to Pokemon in real life with their clock and changing times and subway.
Shit got more real in Black/White when they added seasons.
Hail to the king.
Back in my day, Pokémon Go was digging through the forest and getting attacked by poisonous snakes, wasp nests, spiders, bears, and feral cats with rabies. Now we have a virtual animal app for p****es.
Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!
Back in my day Pokemon go was having a deck of cards in your back pocket
Back in my day we didn't have Pokemon. Period.
We would all be mindless zombies going to school.
Back in my day Pokemon Go was Pokemon Snap. We didn't even have to leave the house! Such technology!