Touch your butt
Then tell me how it went.
> IB's last thread was by Viperslayer
It was excellent.
It was everything I ever dreamed of.
Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.
My experience was sub par...
By touch, my butt is still amazing. It was actually still looking pretty good last I checked. I'm not really doing anything different but there was less unpleasantness.
It's surprisingly firm, or so I'm told.
Hail to the king.
I keep getting told mine is cute and in my head I'm always, "Oh, you should have seen it five years ago."
Meh. I've touched better butts. Mine's just... mine, y'know? It's nothing special. I mean, I guess it's okay, and I'm told mine's really nice, but there's better butts out there.
"I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv
It went smoothly. My butt is not wearing anything because hot.