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    http://screenrant.com/emoji-movie-sony-plot-release-date/

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877122/

    Some movie producer in hollywood: "Humm... Kids like these Emoji things. We can totally make a movie out of it! All the money!"

    Like f**k the Ghostbusters movie man, that has like... A plot and other possible redeeming factors.
    This is literally the lowest hanging fruit, lowest common denominator bullshit.
    The Emoji movie will be HURR TWITTER HURR FASEBOOK HURR POOP EMOJI HURRRR GIBES ME DA MOONEY!
    This whole Idea makes me want to vomit.
    Its even god damn worse than the f**king Angry Birds movie.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    It was bound to happen......They were McDees happymeal toys, they sell the clothing, toys, and dinnerware at several department stores, there's quite a few fan made web-series over them.

    Honestly all the marketing is done and all they have to do is kick out a low budget tugjob to finish the entire craze.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


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    Oh I know it was bound to happen.
    But I hoped it wouldnt... A fools hope.
    I dont think a movie could end the craze though, no matter how god awful it is.
    Emojis are pretty useful in our modern lives, despite how much cringe they induce.
    Like I started using them ironically... but like now... now I dont even f**king know anymore.
    Is it even irony anymore?
    Maybe im just a sheeple.
    DAMN I DID IT AGAIN!

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    Hah you really tricked me! I was about to call a certain hotline for you! (As out of character as it seemed, anything's possible)


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    Goodness no.
    Im far too narcissistic and self loving to ever an hero.
    Ill sooner end some poor SOB than myself.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    Oh, is he tricking us.....Because I didn't read anything.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimVIP
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    Please tell me this is just a meme and not real news.


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    If only... if only...

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    I ....did not see this coming.


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    I mean honestly... It makes sense.
    Its just like... I dont want it to be a thing.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    F**king sony.

    Thats it, switching to xbox.

    Haha as if.

    Bullseye!


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    lol consoles

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    I really want Sony's movie division to collapse.

    Hail to the king.


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    Buh Amoozing Spoider Mon 2.
    We gon get da Sinistar Sex!

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    fugginlove said:

    I ....did not see this coming.

    *she says as she holds a gross dick next to her face *

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • Banned
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    Nope, Sony fücked that up beyond repair.

    Hail to the king.


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    Fintoostic Foooor!
    Huuman Tooach is Blak... Tht mens relatable!

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    Sigh

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Banned
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    Oh God, I forgot about the fantastic four. Why did you remind me?

    Hail to the king.


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    I was lucky enough just to watch the Cinema Sins of it rather than the movie itself.
    I almost watched it in theaters too... i dont even know why doe.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    Since I blocked all news outlets from my social media, I get to miss out on most of the fan boy/hipster hate of everything. It's kind of nice.


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