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Sorry ASMB ladies I'm back on the market but not for you
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  • SwimSage Banned
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    My future son is going to think ASMB is lame if both of his parents are on it, you know they always have to be little rebels. So I guess I'm just going to be that forbidden fruit you can't have!


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    So Phillie's waifu dumped you huh?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Sorry, just the way it has to be.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    No, my hand was my significant other until recently. I wanted my bloodline to end but Zeni opened up my eyes for me.


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    So, you're only giving your brown eye to zeni?

    Hail to the king.


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    (tosses you a bottle of CK Alch)

    "Oh yeah... Go get 'em, boy." (Bob Morton- Robocop)


  • SwimSage Banned
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    What, eww no. I like Zeni but not like that.


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    You're gonna break his tiny heart.

    Hail to the king.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    I might watch Robocop tonight, been a while since I've seen that.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Zeni doesn't take it up the butt so I don't know what you're talking about.


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    Yeah what are you even talking about, stigar?


  • SwimLegend
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    Zenigundam said:

    Yeah what are you even talking about, stigar?

    He's talking about your butt and how you put things in it.
    I don't mean to be Captain Obvious over here but.....

    Oh bother...


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    Why is zeni's tiny heart in his butt?

    Hail to the king.


  • SwimParagon
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    Oh noes, how tragic! Whatever shall I do?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimSage Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh noes, how tragic! Whatever shall I do?

    Hope that Phillies doesn't stay gone for too long?


  • SwimLegend
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    brian_boru said:

    Why is zeni's tiny heart in his butt?

    A terrible accident between himself and a Squatty Potty. I heard it was horriffic

    Everyone kept saying, "Zeni, stop pushing so hard" but you know Zeni, he just wouldn't listen

    Oh bother...


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    (Hugs and comforts PFH)

    It's all right. Ric has to follow his own path. I'm sure there's another guy around here who appreciates the diamond mine that is the ASMB female population.


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    ric_man said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh noes, how tragic! Whatever shall I do?

    Hope that Phillies doesn't stay gone for too long?

    Wait. Where IS Phillies? Is he alright?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    Ask Fuggz


  • SwimSage Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    ric_man said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh noes, how tragic! Whatever shall I do?

    Hope that Phillies doesn't stay gone for too long?

    Wait. Where IS Phillies? Is he alright?

    I heard that he's on a vacation with waifu.


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