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  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Please report the gate B34


  • Swimuminati
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    Still at the airport?

    You should just get on a plane....any plane...act confident like you're supposed to be there...


  • SwimParagon
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    Poofeh... you're losing it. And there's, what, two more hours? You should maybe have a lie down. >.>

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Like a snake. I'll slither right on in and bite a lady on the nipple


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Poofeh... you're losing it. And there's, what, two more hours? You should maybe have a lie down. >.>

    I'm about to fall asleep


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Paging Marleen Fruntzer

    Paging Marleen Frintzar


  • SwimLegend
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    lol, that name is great

    Oh bother...


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    1pooh4u said:

    lol, that name is great

    I wanna find him and solicit him sex for money so he will be Jonathan Johns the John


  • SwimParagon
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    p00fy said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Poofeh... you're losing it. And there's, what, two more hours? You should maybe have a lie down. >.>

    I'm about to fall asleep

    Do what I do. Set alarm, catnap til flight boards. {You do have a boarding time, yes?}

    Keeps me sane and un-bored.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
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    And you can also rate his johnson afterward.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Yes the alarm is set with the most powerful ringtone we've got


  • SwimParagon
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    Skrillex? XD

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    I could use a Johnson to rate


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Skrillex? XD

    Skrillex?


  • SwimParagon
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    p00fy said:

    I could use a Johnson to rate

    http://www.jnj.com/

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
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    ...sorry, was thinking of bass drops.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    More like a Dick Johnson


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    "Paging Mr. Herman "
    https://youtu.be/fhGGJe-ant8

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • SwimParagon
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    Oh, just wait for the next user to flip their shit and seek ban. Plenty of Richard Johnsons then, or so I hear.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimLegend
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    p00fy said:

    1pooh4u said:

    lol, that name is great

    I wanna find him and solicit him sex for money so he will be Jonathan Johns the John

    That was the first thing that popped into my head, followed by the wish that you'd
    hear a page for Trixi Trix

    Oh bother...


  • SwimParagon
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    1pooh4u said:

    p00fy said:

    1pooh4u said:

    lol, that name is great

    I wanna find him and solicit him sex for money so he will be Jonathan Johns the John

    That was the first thing that popped into my head, followed by the wish that you'd
    hear a page for Trixi Trix

    Better yet, Trixie Turner.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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