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Conversation I just had (shortened)
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  • Banned
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    Me: I'm calling this number back it was on my caller ID (area code from my hometown )
    Guy: wait who is this?
    Me: candy
    Guy: wait, your name is candy? Are you a stripper.
    Me: no
    Guy: might you be? Are u hot?
    Me: ok, I think you had wrong number
    Guy: I might not. Is candy your real name? Like, is it on your birth certificate? Are u ugly? Are you blond, burnette, redhead?
    Me: no, I'm black?
    Guys: oh ohhh do you have weave? We're 3 white guys. How old are you?
    Me: I'm older. How old are you?
    Guy: I'm 17 but I can be any age you want
    Me:OK imma go. Dial carefully
    Guy:come on think about it. 3 white, guys C*****g in your mouth
    Me: wow 17 year Olds sure have changed. Imma let you go now.
    Guy: ok, I'm going to call you when I get home

    O _O


  • SwimParagon
    1

    I just cringe-whimpered. I forgot I could even do that.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    I just cringe-whimpered. I forgot I could even do that.

    yip. same here.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • SwimParagon
    1

    glances back

    Whelp. I think I just set a new world record for furthest projectile vomit...

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    glances back

    Whelp. I think I just set a new world record for furthest projectile vomit...

    i like you. you are quite funny.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    honestly though, it never ceases to amaze me how brazen people can

    be. as soon as i heard 'are you a stripper?' , i would have hung up the phone.

    stoopid boys be stoopid.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • SwimParagon
    1

    discolemonade said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    glances back

    Whelp. I think I just set a new world record for furthest projectile vomit...

    i like you. you are quite funny.

    I try, dahlin'. It keeps me sane.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
    1

    IKR?! It's like they've never heard of this thing called "conversation". Or "romance".

    I'm stopping here because I still retch fathoming the other stuff.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    IKR?! It's like they've never heard of this thing called "conversation". Or "romance".

    I'm stopping here because I still retch fathoming the other stuff.

    this was the 'shortened' version.

    i can just imagine wtf was going on.

    but...props to fuggs for letting this dingbat ramble on, hopefully for entertainment purposes

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • SwimElder
    1

    Hormonal teenagers with a hair trigger facepalm


  • SwimParagon
    1

    Props for having an iron will and an iron stomach. Seriously... I need mindbleach.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
    0

    This is where you tell him and his friends to meet you at an address where you know some violent drug runners reside. Tell him Candy is your nickname and give him the lead drug runner's sister's name.

    #naturalselection


  • SwimNinja
    2

    Bonus points if the sister is underage. Well not for the guys, because they will be dead...

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    jeez, can you imagine if she was...


  • Banned
    0

    And than you masturbated to the idea.

    How terrible, you are being violated in our guests mind sister.


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