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I have never farted before in my life.
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  • SwimVIP
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    farts

    Well, there's a first time for everything.


  • Babbling
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    I have never footed before in my life either.


  • 2

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Banned
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    I had rancid beer farts one day and I was in Walmart.......I rushed down to the makeup aisle because it was pretty empty, and when I let go a woman hit the corner and the look on her face stole a bit of my soul.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • 1

    i like doing the 'drive by' farts in stores, usually the husband or girl

    is behind me looking at something, with another person standing there.

    evil mum is evil.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Other Anime
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    I haven't had a bowel movement in eight days

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • Helper
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    This reminds me of the episode of Muppet Babies where they learn that if the earth doesn't fart or burp then it could explode.

    EMPRESS OF FANGURLZ


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