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Time to rape & violate that hipster safe space
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    Here I come, loud and roaring. I'm going to disrupt your greenspace and safe space.

    I'm going to drink Starbucks instead of your chai organic fair trade quinoa infused lemon wheatgrass mocha "shoppe"....because I'm the f**king CONSUMERIST DEVIL here to destroy your BATHL hippy nirvana.


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    Make sure you drink Bud Light on the street in front of a microbrewery.


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    You aren't anywhere. You are sitting in a dark room by yourself.

    How terrible, you are being violated in our guests mind sister.


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    You're threatening people with rape? That's a new low, even for you.


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    He's not threatening people, he's threatening space. Which isn't fair because empty rooms and pocket parks can't say "no."


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    Josey said:

    Make sure you drink Bud Light on the street in front of a microbrewery.

    F**k bud.

    PABST BLUE RIBBON!


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    westparck said:

    Josey said:

    Make sure you drink Bud Light on the street in front of a microbrewery.

    F**k bud.

    PABST BLUE RIBBON!

    You're such a fücking hipster.

    How terrible, you are being violated in our guests mind sister.


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    Josey said:

    He's not threatening people, he's threatening space. Which isn't fair because empty rooms and pocket parks can't say "no."

    I'm going to have my rascal, scoundrel, dirty rotten bad boy way with it.


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    The only people I see drink Pabst here are hipsters. You're not being a stealth hipster are you?


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    Josey said:

    Make sure you drink Bud Light on the street in front of a microbrewery.

    Isn't that illegal in certain states?

    I like my lemon shandy dammit.


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    Josey said:

    The only people I see drink Pabst here are hipsters. You're not being a stealth hipster are you?

    He thinks leaving his ironic bowler hat at home makes him invisible.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    You leave bowlers out of this. And westpark is the kind of guy who'd wear a trilby while calling it a fedora.

    How terrible, you are being violated in our guests mind sister.


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    I'm sure theyll be very affected and I'm sure you're as loud and aggressive in real life as you are on here and I'm sure you're actually there and not just typing brain farts on your keyboard


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    westparck said:

    Josey said:

    He's not threatening people, he's threatening space. Which isn't fair because empty rooms and pocket parks can't say "no."

    I'm going to have my rascal, scoundrel, dirty rotten bad boy way with it.

    Only real men hump park benches without their consent.


  • IB Banned
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    just leave my weed out of it

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


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