That moment when you catch your son in the act
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    (Finds 12 year old son drinking beer and playing cards in the treehouse)

    Son: D-dad.

    (Zeni approaches menacingly baseball bat in hand while Johnnygundam and friends shake with fear)

    Zeni: I was gonna ask you boys if you wanted to play baseball today, but I like the set up you've got going on here. Johnny, you shuffle. Toss me a beer first though. (Chugs beer in one shot)

    All right! Let's play some HOLD 'EM, baby!

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