That moment when you catch your son in the act
(Finds 12 year old son drinking beer and playing cards in the treehouse)
(Zeni approaches menacingly baseball bat in hand while Johnnygundam and friends shake with fear)
Zeni: I was gonna ask you boys if you wanted to play baseball today, but I like the set up you've got going on here. Johnny, you shuffle. Toss me a beer first though. (Chugs beer in one shot)
All right! Let's play some HOLD 'EM, baby!