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So much for Brock Lesnar's UFC comeback LOL!
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  • ShoeHands
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    They're all on f**king drugs, dude. Let'em fight


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    Even his head looks like it's on steroids.

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Well what do you expect from someone who looks like they walked out of an 80's action movie?

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • Helper
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    He looks like one of those M.U.S.C.L.E. men action minis from the 80's.

    Is this one of those dudes that Jman wants to marry or something?

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • SwimLegend
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    Lol, he's more steroids than man

    Oh bother...


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    1pooh4u said:

    Lol, he's more steroids than man

    Any more steroids and what's left of his hair will turn into little spikes and fly away.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Banned
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    Toonamites are the worst.


  • Banned
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    Lovely. A bit of insecurity might cost this guy $8 million.

    That's just bad math.


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    Will the WWE give him the Billy Gunn treatment?


  • Banned
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    He's a part timer, so really the biggest issue is if the NSAC suspends him through Summerslam. Because the New York State Athletic Commission will enforce that suspension.


  • Swimuminati
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    Brock Lesnar is not a fighter, he is an entertainer. Entertainers can use whatever they want, ask Stallone. I just hope he stops pretending like his size and artificially augmented physical gifts will make up for the huge dearth in skill and experience, sparing us from these bad jokes he calls fights...


  • SwimHero
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    brock is a freak of nature and therefore should be showcased to the world for our entertainment.

    Janeway Rules!


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    JMan1333 said:

    Toonamites are the worst.

    Nah.

    People who pay extra to watch two dudes sweat on each other because they think it makes them more manly by proxy and then wank about their sweaty fighter love on a cartoon message board are the worst. [adult swim] is on my basic cable package - I pay nothing extra and can watch the Saturday animes in relative peace without feeling the slightest need to, say, go on a UFC website to needle their fans over what I chose to watch which happens to not be anything UFC related.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Banned
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    No, Toonamites are the worst. We've established this over months of this forum.


  • SwimHero
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    people will always pay to see people beat the living shit out of one another.

    Janeway Rules!


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    distorted_reasoning said:

    people will always pay to see people beat the living shit out of one another.

    Since the dawn of time. -.-; Bet you three shells and a shiny rock that Ogg splits Oots skull!

    But in Jman's case it's just an extra level of sad because all he does is bitch about the anime shown on [as] when he doesn't even WATCH the anime. He could easily have healthy happy discussions about whatever UFC thing is happening no problem because fans of anything can and are anywhere and all the anime fans that don't care for UFC wouldn't even bother with his threads and if he could keep his negative crap out of anime discussion threads of shows he hasn't watched, it would be as peaceful a co-existence as we can pretend to around here. But nope, he'd rather bitch about the anime and the anime fans any chance he gets. First post in here is a swipe at Toonami for literally no other reason than because he has to swipe at Toonami. That's a level of special that might have it's own medal.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Banned
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    Or I haven't bought it up for months but did once unaware of how much it would rustle your jimmies.

    Let's go with that.


  • Swimuminati
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    katt_goddess said:

    JMan1333 said:

    Toonamites are the worst.

    Nah.

    People who pay extra to watch two dudes sweat on each other because they think it makes them more manly by proxy and then wank about their sweaty fighter love on a cartoon message board are the worst. [adult swim] is on my basic cable package - I pay nothing extra and can watch the Saturday animes in relative peace without feeling the slightest need to, say, go on a UFC website to needle their fans over what I chose to watch which happens to not be anything UFC related.

    ouch


  • Banned
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    She's upset someone spoke bad about the animoos.


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    Mixboy said:

    katt_goddess said:

    JMan1333 said:

    Toonamites are the worst.

    Nah.

    People who pay extra to watch two dudes sweat on each other because they think it makes them more manly by proxy and then wank about their sweaty fighter love on a cartoon message board are the worst. [adult swim] is on my basic cable package - I pay nothing extra and can watch the Saturday animes in relative peace without feeling the slightest need to, say, go on a UFC website to needle their fans over what I chose to watch which happens to not be anything UFC related.

    ouch

    The difference being I don't see you go out of your way to be a little turd about what you watch instead of Saturday anime.

    Plus, you'll get a kick out of this. I figured out exactly what Brock Lesnar looks like! He looks like a wad of bubble gum with three teeth punched into a mouth-hole.

    Or this :

    http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a250ba13ef0a786013f0b463a4d020c/thumbnail_7367494819181407577.jpg

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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