4

Did I ever tell you guys
194   9

  • 0

    All of you who listen to this band
    About the meanest guy that ever is, or ever was
    About six feet tall and pale
    Known as Jake to his friends
    means that no one has ever made the mistake to call him Jake

    There are about a thousand ways
    I could tell you straight he was poison
    Motherf**ker creeps around like a human snake, fangs and all
    Spitting in the food
    Pissing in the pool
    Yelling at the blind
    Acting like it's cool
    Preying on the weak
    He's f**king cool!

    Did i ever tell you guys
    All about Jacob Sinclair
    Absolute evil if there ever was, and there is
    Kills the lawn
    Beats the dog
    Curdles the milk with a stare at 14 feet
    I know you wanna be good about it act like he's your friend and all have an open mind and all that shit

    Till that scumbag comes walking up
    and then it's "Jacob! Jacob! Get the f**k away!"
    But he keeps coming around
    He keeps coming around
    You beg him
    Plead him
    Steal until you bleed but he keeps coming around
    He will keep coming around
    There is no love for you
    Your mom or your dad or any of your friends

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Nope, you've never told us that before.


  • 0

    You look like Jacob

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Babbling
    0

    At least he's not a Josh.


  • 0

    Nearly every Josh I've ever known has been some form of awful.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Whoa. And here I was thinking I looked like me. Shows what I know


  • 0

    No, you look like someone else.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Babbling
    0

    Josh's are the worst. I knew a Josh once. Ate his own mother.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    There can be only one


Log in to reply