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I'm going to do my own cereal tiering.
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    Of course, these rankings are purely subjective, but if you disagree, you are probably a terrible person.

    1. HONEY NUT CHEERIOS, YA KNUCKLEHEADS
    2. Golden Grahams
    3. Raisin Bran
    4. Grape Nuts Flakes
    5. Crunch Berries
    6. Trix
    7. Frosted Cheerios
      ----POWER GAP----
    8. Corn Flakes
    9. Cheerios
    10. Cocoa Puffs
    11. Muesli (it's good shit)
      ----POWER GAP----
    12. Original Grape Nuts (or, as I like to call it, "edible gravel".

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Other Anime
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    Far more sensible than the other list anyway.


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    For some reason it f**ked up my numbering.

    Grape Nuts at the bottom are supposed to be 9001 instead of 12.
    That's my least favorite cereal ever.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Manowarrior
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    Grape Nuts: You open the box; no grapes, no nuts. What's the deal?

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Special Snowflake
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    Is this a Seinfeld bit?

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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    I'm a big boy, I can handle what you have to say.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Manowarrior
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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    Is this a Seinfeld bit?

    Close. One time Jerry Seinfeld was a guest host of SNL, and one of the sketches was Jerry hosting a game show called Stand Up and Win, where Jerry would ask "what's the deal?" type questions, and the contestants were comedians, and they would respond to the question in that style.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • IB
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    I am disturbed by the absence of Lucky Charms on this list.

    It has balloons in it.

    balloons

    Balloon cereal is best cereal.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


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    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Manowarrior
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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIT039si0wo

    Hey, Seinfeld's funny.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


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    Well, ya know, I've had Lucky Charms many times, but I just don't like them anymore because I'm not a sugar fiend like I used to be.

    My parents didn't really buy sugary cereal for me all that often except as a treat, so I learned to like the more grainy, less sweet cereals.

    Do you know anyone else who can chow down on a bowl of bran flakes, sans raisins, and say "boy I could go for another bowl of that!"?

    Because I love some goddamn bran flakes.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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    SERENITY NOW!

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • Manowarrior
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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    Well, ya know, I've had Lucky Charms many times, but I just don't like them anymore because I'm not a sugar fiend like I used to be.

    My parents didn't really buy sugary cereal for me all that often except as a treat, so I learned to like the more grainy, less sweet cereals.

    Do you know anyone else who can chow down on a bowl of bran flakes, sans raisins, and say "boy I could go for another bowl of that!"?

    Because I love some goddamn bran flakes.

    Weren't and/or aren't you like 400 lbs? That doesn't sound like the diet of someone that heavy.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Manowarrior
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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    SERENITY NOW!

    Serenity now... insanity later.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


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    Well, you see, I got my sugar in other ways, namely soft drinks, candy and potato chips.

    My parents had their hearts in the right place but they never set boundaries on my portion control or junk food so I kind of just ballooned as a hungry all the time teenager.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • IB
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    Your list needs more Oreo O's

    Also, they need to bring back Oreo O's


  • Manowarrior
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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    Well, you see, I got my sugar in other ways, namely soft drinks, candy and potato chips.

    My parents had their hearts in the right place but they never set boundaries on my portion control or junk food so I kind of just ballooned as a hungry all the time teenager.

    I see...

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


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    When I was a kid, I begged my mom to buy me a box of those and when she finally got them for me I struggled to finish it because they were too sweet and didn't taste the way I thought they should.

    Please understand, I will kill a sleeve of Oreos.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • IB
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    Then you got a bad box. More reason for them to bring the cereal back, so they can do it right.

    I never liked Oreo's much so I'd only ever eat them in that cereal form


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    I can simulate it.

    I'm going to get some Oreos, put them in a plastic bag, crush them up, pour them in a bowl and put milk in them and eat them with a spoon.

    Holy shit I wish I could get stoned and do this.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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