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TSA ladies violated me
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  • SwimPunk Banned
    7

    I've been pat down like a million times but she felt eeeeeeverywhere.

    It made it so much better when her sidekick was like "widen your stance!" Yes mistress.

    I was like "oh no I feel exposed! I hope I don't get touched!"

    And touched I was, dear reader. I was tucked as expertly as ever and still
    she managed to grip it. She gripped it.

    Right there in front of everyone. She dragged her hands down my buttcheeks so hard it pulled my sweatpants halfway down my ass. Oh no! I felt powerless. She was in control here.

    Was she abusing me and I should be outraged? Oh the scandal! How unlucky that this had to happen to me! I sure hope that never happens again.

    :}


  • SwimNinja
    1

    I get this crazy feeling you liked it.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • Banned
    1

    If I were a Tgirl, I would always have my dick free when I come to the TSA.

    I might even wood it up for the lulz.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimPunk Banned
    0


  • SwimPunk Banned
    0

    You might think so but if you were, you probably wouldn't


  • Banned
    0

    Why not? I like f**king with people.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Yes...yes she did...

    Do you think she targeted you because you were a T-girl?


  • IB
    0

    wow that's f**ked up

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • 0

    Hmmmm....

    It's great when you enjoy things.


  • SwimParagon
    0

    Wait. You're T? O_o That... okay that makes the "tucked" line make sense now.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPeanut
    0

    The TSA still does pat-downs?

    真実はいつもひとつ!


  • SwimComrad
    0

    No doubt this happened but it also sounds kinda like you're brainstorming.

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


  • 0

    I kid you not...
    last time I got special screening, which was the last time I flew...
    They straight up honked it.
    Like I dont know what the f**k they were looking for there.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • SwimLegend
    6

    Dear Penthouse Magazine......

    Oh bother...


  • SwimStar
    2

    Go on.

    42,917 posts and 4,251 kudos for life, playa.


  • Banned
    2

    As we all know the terrorists hate us for our T-Doms.


  • Special Snowflake
    1

    Next time, go through there with an old lady and reenact Meg Ryan's fake orgasm.

    Memento Mori


  • Banned
    3

    If I remember correctly, you should have checked that thing as baggage.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Helper
    2

    Super extra gross thought. Maybe they recognized you and were a fan. You got groped by a creeper. O.<

    I've only gone through a slightly extra pat down once and I think that was because the x-ray kinda showed the whip in the suitcase.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • 0

    Not gonna lie , that story turned me on a little.

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • 0

    I have a visa in my passport to a country in the middle east, which apparently equates to extra thorough searches when going through TSA or customs. I'm yet to figure out what magical head nod/eye glance/mark on my boarding ticket means frisk a ho, but those little swabs they take to test for explosives residue? They swiped my crotch one day, like I shoved a bomb up there or something.


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