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I hate having to pretend that I care about babies.
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  • SwimFan
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  • Banned
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    f**k babies

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    I think you should stop. We're overpopulated. Too much praise for new humans.


  • SwimFan
    0

    They put you in prison for that.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    I thought literally, but then I remembered the story about that guy that f**ked infants and made myself sad.


  • Banned
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    how do you get a hundred babies in a bucket?

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Banned
    0

    good

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • SwimFan
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    I really should. I'm not good at faking enthusiasm anyway.
    Cringe at the times I had to 'ooh' and 'aahh' over one.


  • SwimFan
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    Jerk off into it?


  • Banned
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    a blender....now how do you get them back out?

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    A straw.


  • Banned
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    chips

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    Hawaiian bread!


  • Babbling
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    I don't mind babies. I can't stand little kids. I have to remind myself that you can't punch them too hard.


  • SwimComrad
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    most people are too stupid to be having kids so it usually just makes me feel bad about life

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  • SwimPeanut
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    I don't hate babies, it's toddlers that I can't stand.

    真実はいつもひとつ!


  • Thunder Goddess
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    I like kids, especially when I can give them back to their parents. I love it when the grandkids come to visit, and I love it when they go home.I love the time they're here, too, but hey, I raised their mother and her sister - I did my time.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimIcon
    1

    seriously

    and why do new parents think they deserve a f**king medal or something?


  • SwimLegend
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    I'm not crazy about babies or kids. I love the looks I get when people ask,"Do you want to hold the baby?" And I say " no"

    One time my cousin kept insisting so I went to grab the baby by the ankle. She left me alone after that.

    Oh bother...


  • 1

    i like my babies.

    that is all.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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