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  • SwimComrad
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    Dicks are pretty awesome

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    Star_Wolf said:

    Dicks are pretty awesome

    I concur.

    Also I feel sorry for the smallest p***s wielder... 1 cm? Poor thing :(


  • SwimComrad
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    That would be the worst
    Largest p***s would be pretty bad too

    both would be bad for me. "Is it in yet" vs "what the actual f**k am I supposed to do with this?"

    I would have to friendzone them and then they might go out and buy a fedora

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    .... gonna need some more beer.

    I thiml it's time for liqour..

    whatevah..


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    Star_Wolf said:

    That would be the worst
    Largest p***s would be pretty bad too

    both would be bad for me. "Is it in yet" vs "what the actual f**k am I supposed to do with this?"

    I would have to friendzone them and then they might go out and buy a fedora

    I usually make the cut off at 10 inches.... anything bigger than that is like... you'd need to be a loosened up s**t to even attempt it safely.

    and 9 and 10 is really pushing it to begin with. between 6 and 8 is the perfect area imo.


  • SwimComrad
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    I wouldn't be comfortable

    6-8 is ideal

    It just needs to be relatively normal and they know how to use it and it's all good

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    Yeah I agree with the 6 to 8 thing. ;)


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    These articles are always cute......Makes the 5 inch man feel adequate.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


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    CyberBully360 said:

    These articles are always cute......Makes the 5 inch man feel adequate.

    There's nothing wrong with 5inches... lots of boys are that small. ;P


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    If I were the 1cm p***s guy, I'd kill myself.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    If I were the 1cm p***s guy, I'd kill myself.

    You could just learn to take it in the butt.... I mean the anus is a very sensitive location.


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    Yeah, but, like, how would I get any sort of satisfaction out of what amounts to an acorn glued to my groin?

    I feel sorry for that guy.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    Yeah, but, like, how would I get any sort of satisfaction out of what amounts to an acorn glued to my groin?

    I feel sorry for that guy.

    It's entirely possible and not even uncommon for a male to have an anal orgasm (i.e. an orgasm from being f**ked in the ass)


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    I wonder how the guy feels about butt stuff.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    I wonder how the guy feels about butt stuff.

    Hmmm, I dunno. It'd be interesting to find out that's for sure.


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    I'm imagining things right now that disturb me, mostly involving acorns.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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    empty_cookie_jar said:

    If I were the 1cm p***s guy, I'd kill myself.

    We agree on this.....I mean at least the normal forever alone crowd can fap.....This poor guy is just up shit creek

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimParagon
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    Author hasn't seen dildos in a sex shop before. I've seen an entire SECTION of dildos about a yard long and way too much girth to cram into any hoo-hah.

    And then there's cactus p***s. My legs won't be uncrossing for a few hours... O.O

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimComrad
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    I guess I could make a centimeterman wear a strap on or something

    but I would still feel pretty bad

    like, later

    after the satisfaction or getting f**ked wore off

    I mean, I could just use something else for that so it would probably be more for sadistic lulz than anything

    poor guy

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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    I've seen an entire SECTION of dildos about a yard long and way too much girth to cram into any hoo-hah.

    Anything is possible if you believe.

    It's great when you enjoy things.


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