The admins should send us on a treasure hunt
Instead of archiving all of the posts from the old boards (and I really can't have that because I've almost certainly posted some borderline crazy stuff in the past eleven years that could ruin my chances of being elected town mayor when I'm 58 and bored), they should actually break all of it into smaller pieces and hide them in the deepest reaches of the internet for us to find.
We have to spend years searching through every nook and cranny on the internet to find the old boards and then we have to collaborate and piece the boards together to get a complete archive. You get where I'm coming from? This would be awesome! We'll feel like explorers and scientists searching for old sh-- from like the Middle Ages or archaeologists trying to find some mammoth that died 10,000,000,000 years ago. Wow... What a grand idea!
Oh. I thought that we could go looking for dead hookers. For the cake.
“None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
"Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up. " -- Sheriff Conan McClellan
Nah that can wait...