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Back from the hospital
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    Had to drive my mom to the ER because she was experiencing really bad pains in her back teeth, forget what those are called. I had a ton to drink beforehand and fell asleep in the ER because it took like an hour and change.

    Anyway, I'm awake and ready to go! What's been going on today?


  • SwimNinja
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    Wouldn't that be a dentist kind of thing not a ER kind of thing? Also hope she feels better, and stop driving drunk.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    I would drive myself if I were having a stroke and had already lost the use of my entire right side before I'd get in a car with you. I would just feel safer.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Same old shit in the same old toilet


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Meh, better there than on the floor.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    "Your mother's back teeth hurt because I was violating her mouth-hole with my enormous manhood, which pressed her teeth uncomfortably into their sockets with each joyful thrust," is what I would say if I wanted to be lewd about this like Ludicrous.

    sigh

    But oh well.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


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    I'm about to pass out right now. I see all the replies, but I can't muster the energy to address them.

    Goooooooooooodnight.


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