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Fake Hymens for Muslim Women... the next big thing? :|
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    Oh


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    life's rough


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    Mixboy said:

    life's rough

    Yeah... like wtf.


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    Men have an instinctive sense for when their tree's already been peed on. These paltry v****a dentures aren't going to fool anybody.


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    My mind's not working. What does this thread mean again?


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    E_NAD said:

    Men have an instinctive sense for when their tree's already been peed on. These paltry v****a dentures aren't going to fool anybody.

    lmao.


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    Zenigundam said:

    My mind's not working. What does this thread mean again?

    When you f**k a girl's puss for the first time she has a piece inside of it that breaks... it's called the hymen. It bleeds usually and is tactile to the male... it's where the phrase deflowering comes from.


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    I doubt that an artificial cooze wall is enough to convince a man that his woman has never been in the sack before.


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    so... like... a lack of hymen isn't exactly a sign of having been penetrated before. isn't this common knowledge? seems like a faulty sign to rely on for determining ones virginity.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    so... like... a lack of hymen isn't exactly a sign of having been penetrated before. isn't this common knowledge? seems like a faulty sign to rely on for determining ones virginity.

    Yea that's true but men are retarded


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    Dude, men have a right to your virginity!


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    Zenigundam said:

    My mind's not working. What does this thread mean again?

    Virginity is a stupidly big deal to Muslims. If a woman loses her virginity before she's married, she's to be shamed and... really REALLY bad stuff. Oh, and virgins can have a broken hymen - tampons, which are freaking used to keep from making a mess during that time of the month, can damage it. Which means... it's not even a good indicator of virginity.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    Being in a water skiing accident is good enough reason to want to stone them to death.


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    Firefly24 said:

    so... like... a lack of hymen isn't exactly a sign of having been penetrated before. isn't this common knowledge? seems like a faulty sign to rely on for determining ones virginity.

    I'm slow. :(

    Also, they're part of today's lucky 10,000! \o/

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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Zenigundam said:

    My mind's not working. What does this thread mean again?

    Virginity is a stupidly big deal to Muslims. If a woman loses her virginity before she's married, she's to be shamed and... really REALLY bad stuff. Oh, and virgins can have a broken hymen - tampons, which are freaking used to keep from making a mess during that time of the month, can damage it. Which means... it's not even a good indicator of virginity.

    Virgins are important enough that they are promised to men in heaven apparently.


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    SandStone said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Zenigundam said:

    My mind's not working. What does this thread mean again?

    Virginity is a stupidly big deal to Muslims. If a woman loses her virginity before she's married, she's to be shamed and... really REALLY bad stuff. Oh, and virgins can have a broken hymen - tampons, which are freaking used to keep from making a mess during that time of the month, can damage it. Which means... it's not even a good indicator of virginity.

    Virgins are important enough that they are promised to men in heaven apparently.

    The way you know the tomato soup has been waiting for you undisturbed is when you peel that cold, gelatinous skin off of the top of it.


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    E_NAD said:

    SandStone said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Zenigundam said:

    My mind's not working. What does this thread mean again?

    Virginity is a stupidly big deal to Muslims. If a woman loses her virginity before she's married, she's to be shamed and... really REALLY bad stuff. Oh, and virgins can have a broken hymen - tampons, which are freaking used to keep from making a mess during that time of the month, can damage it. Which means... it's not even a good indicator of virginity.

    Virgins are important enough that they are promised to men in heaven apparently.

    The way you know the tomato soup has been waiting for you undisturbed is when you peel that cold, gelatinous skin off of the top of it.

    OMFG.... if I wasn't gay before I sure as hell am now.... :(


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    p00fy said:

    Firefly24 said:

    so... like... a lack of hymen isn't exactly a sign of having been penetrated before. isn't this common knowledge? seems like a faulty sign to rely on for determining ones virginity.

    Yea that's true but men are retarded

    i know. the one i lost my virginity to ridiculed me privately and publicly for being a liar and a w***e because when i first slept with him i did not have one.

    good times.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    p00fy said:

    Firefly24 said:

    so... like... a lack of hymen isn't exactly a sign of having been penetrated before. isn't this common knowledge? seems like a faulty sign to rely on for determining ones virginity.

    Yea that's true but men are retarded

    i know. the one i lost my virginity to ridiculed me privately and publicly for being a liar and a w***e because when i first slept with him i did not have one.

    good times.

    Man, guys need to chill out and just be happy they are getting inside a girl's pouch. =/


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    Firefly24 said:

    p00fy said:

    Firefly24 said:

    so... like... a lack of hymen isn't exactly a sign of having been penetrated before. isn't this common knowledge? seems like a faulty sign to rely on for determining ones virginity.

    Yea that's true but men are retarded

    i know. the one i lost my virginity to ridiculed me privately and publicly for being a liar and a w***e because when i first slept with him i did not have one.

    good times.

    He sort of had a point. How can you return your purchase if you don't get a receipt?


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