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Worst joke you know...
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  • IB
    9

    I don't understand how people get bitten by sharks.. I mean, how do they not hear the music?

    :| :|

    Established October 30, 2004


  • 2

    Something about lawyers and the bottom of the sea. It was awful.


  • IB
    4

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bi-son

    Established October 30, 2004


  • SwimComrad
    2

    Why can you only party for half a minute when you turn 32?

    It's your thirty-second birthday.

    anime is teh suck


  • 1

    Might be the alcohol, but that one made me laugh.


  • SwimComrad
    5

    Why does anal not make your day? Because it makes your hole weak.

    anime is teh suck


  • IB
    3

    Why did the snowman have a smiley face? Because he heard the snowblower was coming

    Established October 30, 2004


  • IB
    1

    What does Miley Cyrus eat on thanksgiving? Twerkey

    Established October 30, 2004


  • Banned
    2

    What would a gay subterranean animal like on his pancakes.

    Mole-asses

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • IB
    3

    What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaains

    Established October 30, 2004


  • IB
    2

    What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile

    Established October 30, 2004


  • Other Anime
    2

    What did Jeffery Dahmer ask John Bobbitt?

    Are you gonna eat that?

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • SwimPunk Banned
    4

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! You've got a steering wheel in your pants!"

    The pirate says, "I know, it's drivin' me nuts."


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Womens rights

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • IB
    3

    What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack

    Established October 30, 2004


  • ShoeHands
    1

    What do you get when you cross a Caterpillar and a parrot?

    A Walkie-Talkie

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • IB
    3

    What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit

    Established October 30, 2004


  • SwimDandy Banned
    1

    Adult Swim Message Boards

    Oops


  • 0

    I don't get it. -_-


  • IB
    0

    <----- That one right there.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • SwimVIP Banned
    1

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    You don't f**k a sandwich before eating it.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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