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Worst joke you know...
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  • IB
    9

    I don't understand how people get bitten by sharks.. I mean, how do they not hear the music?

    :| :|

    Established October 30, 2004


  • SwimVIP
    2

    Something about lawyers and the bottom of the sea. It was awful.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • IB
    4

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bi-son

    Established October 30, 2004


  • SwimComrad
    2

    Why can you only party for half a minute when you turn 32?

    It's your thirty-second birthday.

    anime is teh suck


  • SwimVIP
    1

    Might be the alcohol, but that one made me laugh.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimComrad
    5

    Why does anal not make your day? Because it makes your hole weak.

    anime is teh suck


  • IB
    3

    Why did the snowman have a smiley face? Because he heard the snowblower was coming

    Established October 30, 2004


  • IB
    1

    What does Miley Cyrus eat on thanksgiving? Twerkey

    Established October 30, 2004


  • Banned
    2

    What would a gay subterranean animal like on his pancakes.

    Mole-asses

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • IB
    3

    What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaains

    Established October 30, 2004


  • IB
    2

    What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile

    Established October 30, 2004


  • Other Anime
    2

    What did Jeffery Dahmer ask John Bobbitt?

    Are you gonna eat that?

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • SwimPunk Banned
    4

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! You've got a steering wheel in your pants!"

    The pirate says, "I know, it's drivin' me nuts."


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Womens rights

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • IB
    3

    What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack

    Established October 30, 2004


  • ShoeHands
    1

    What do you get when you cross a Caterpillar and a parrot?

    A Walkie-Talkie

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • IB
    3

    What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit

    Established October 30, 2004


  • SwimDandy Banned
    1

    Adult Swim Message Boards

    Oops


  • SwimVIP
    0

    I don't get it. -_-

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • IB
    0

    <----- That one right there.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • SwimVIP Banned
    1

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    You don't f**k a sandwich before eating it.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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