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Taking a drug test for my new job
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    Should I drink beforehand?


  • SwimStar
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    ?

    "Right. Because it seems to me that you’re exhibiting symptoms of depression, low self worth and anxiety."
    "Those are all different things, right?"


  • Banned
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    POOP


  • 0

    No not that. Booze.


  • 1

    Zenigundam said:

    Should I drink beforehand?

    why?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Special Snowflake
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    FieryDoom said:

    http://www.gosallaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/shutterstock_30260470.jpg

    Isn't buzzed supposed to come before tipsy?

    Memento Mori


  • 0

    Why not?


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    Zenigundam said:

    Why not?

    but...why?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Banned
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    That would be extremely inconsiderate. You should bring the booze with you. What if the person administering the drug test could use a cold one too?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Yeah, go for it.


  • SwimLegend
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    yes

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
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    @bnmjv
    I guess not to some people?

    I mean, I didn't make the pic, I just looted it from somewhere.

    POOP


  • 0

    I heard cough medicine might cause you to test positive for drugs. And poppy seed bagels too!


  • SwimPeanut
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    Does your new employer include drug testing on suspicion? Like, if the boss thinks you're acting a little weird, can he just pull you aside in the middle of your shift and have you tested?

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • Helper
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    I hope that you studied really hard for it


  • SwimParagon
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    No. You should be sober for this. Drinking is for your off time, Zeni. Your OFF TIME.

    :P

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Thunder Goddess
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    drink water. I don''t know what the acceptable cut off for alcohol is on a u-tox is, but it's pretty low - something that indicates that maybe you had one or two drinks a couple of days ago. I'd stop now and switch to non-alcoholic beverages, because ethanol hangs in your urine for about four days.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Practiced some restraint for once and didn't!

    Come to think of it, I haven't had a drink since yesterday morning... Maybe it's time to take a peek in the fridge...


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    Oh that's not good. So I might be screwed then even though I didn't drink for at least twenty-four hours between yesterday and my drug test.


  • IB
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    We've been through this.. Bad idea babycakes

    Established October 30, 2004


  • SwimParagon
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    Zenigundam said:

    Practiced some restraint for once and didn't!

    Come to think of it, I haven't had a drink since yesterday morning... Maybe it's time to take a peek in the fridge...

    Nuuuuuuuuuuu. I mean, unless you already took the drug test. Then sure, you earned it.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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