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  • SwimSage Banned
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    I heard that @empty_cookie_jar likes poop threads.

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  • SwimSage Banned
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    Did you hear about the constipated composer?
    He had problems with his last movement.


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    ric_man said:

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    I heard that @empty_cookie_jar likes poop threads.

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    BAR HAR HAR HAR ITS POOP!


  • SwimSage Banned
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    If a king farts, is it a noble gas?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
    Dung.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Children are like farts.
    Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    What did one fly say to the other?
    Is this stool taken?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    What’s big and brown and behind the wall?
    Humpty’s Dump.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Do you want to hear a poop joke?
    Never mind it’s too corny.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea?
    Poop-erman.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Types Of Poop:
    Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
    Clean Poop: You poop, it’s in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper.
    Second Wave Poop: You’re done pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you’re not done.
    Brain Haemorrhage Poop: (Also known as “Pop a vein in your forehead” poop) The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
    Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
    Log Poop: The kind of shit that is so huge that you’re afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
    Sweetcorn Poop: Self-explanatory.
    Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
    “Gee I wish I could poop” Poop: The kind of poop where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
    Spinal Tap Poop: That’s the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
    Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn’t smell.
    The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.


  • SwimSage Banned
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  • Beast Master
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    Aye swimae.


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  • SwimVIP
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    What do you call Mr. Hankey's lobby?

    The Bowel Movement.


  • SwimVIP
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    A bear and a rabbit shit in the woods and the bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with shit sticking to his fur and the rabbit says no.

    So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.


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    I mostly shitreply.....I may shitpost in the early AM because I'm bored though

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimLegend
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    Oh bother...


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    Cutiest shitpost ever

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    POOP


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