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conversation with my lawyer about suing ASMB
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  • Banned
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    me: yo lawyer, what up dog?

    my lawyer: ayyy gee gee whats up?

    me: nothing much, just pooping and farting BAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!

    my lawyer: ahahahahahahahaa stop it you're gonna make me choke on my sandwich.

    me: yo man we gotta sue da asmb cos da mods aren't banning who i said to ban.

    my lawyer: WHAT? THATS OUTRAGEOUS! we'll sue the mods! we'll sue the adult swim network! we'll sue EVERYONE WHO POSTS ON THE BOARDS! we'll even sue time warner!

    me: aight yo dog keep it real.

    my lawyer: you're the coolest gangsta ass funny poop joke guy and you have a huge wiener.


  • Beast Master
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    Aye swimae.


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    Your lawyer eats paint chips.

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • Check It Out!
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    "and you have a huge wiener"

    but hey wtf man why am I getting sued too? I just told you i love the Gurf videos


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    Chocolate_Soda said:

    "and you have a huge wiener"

    but hey wtf man why am I getting sued too? I just told you i love the Gurf videos

    i'm not gurf, though, he's my cousin


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    Chocolate_Soda said:

    "and you have a huge wiener"

    but hey wtf man why am I getting sued too? I just told you i love the Gurf videos

    also its not personal, but i cant just pick and choose who gets sued, i want everyone to know i mean business. sorry bro.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    If any of us were worth suing do you think we'd be here?


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    mcgeegee said:

    Chocolate_Soda said:

    "and you have a huge wiener"

    but hey wtf man why am I getting sued too? I just told you i love the Gurf videos

    i'm not gurf, though, he's my cousin

    I never said you were Gurf!


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    mcgeegee said:

    Chocolate_Soda said:

    "and you have a huge wiener"

    but hey wtf man why am I getting sued too? I just told you i love the Gurf videos

    also its not personal, but i cant just pick and choose who gets sued, i want everyone to know i mean business. sorry bro.

    No f**k this im countersuing for defamation
    See you in court you fat piece of shit!


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    Chocolate_Soda said:

    mcgeegee said:

    Chocolate_Soda said:

    "and you have a huge wiener"

    but hey wtf man why am I getting sued too? I just told you i love the Gurf videos

    i'm not gurf, though, he's my cousin

    I never said you were Gurf!

    DONT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME DATS EMOTIONAL DISTRESS WHICH IS A SUABLE OFFENSE


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