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  • Banned
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    Tell me something you've had to deal with at work...

    I one had a gentleman come in trying to return some items, and he didn't have a receipt. And these were high dollar items so it required manager approval. So as we were waiting he started getting jumpy. Well at some point another customer came to the opposite register and kept glancing back at us during her transaction. Then she looks back and starts mouthing something and pointing, and I just figured she was being rude or racist w/e. So the guy says nevermind then takes his stuff and leaves. So the woman comes over and points to the carpet and says "he just pissed his pants"

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Check It Out!
    1

    i saw a woman get tackled by Asset Protection when i was a cashier at Target. She tried running out of the store with a TV, dropped it, tried to fight AP, then ran again and thats when she got tackled. It was f**king hilarious. Pretty sure she was a tweeker (my area is known for them, to the point that people from out of town add "Tweeka" to the town's name).


  • Banned
    0

    Ouch man...funny tho

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Swimuminati
    4

    At my old job, I came out of the bathroom to find a co-worker trying to separate his wife and his mistress as they were throwing vicious blows at him and each other....I went back into the bathroom....

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimPunk Banned
    0

    One time they didn't have bagels in the green room!


  • Banned
    0

    Back when I was working at a pastry shop in a casino...I once had this lady who ordered some gelato for her daughter...well when she went pay she wanted to split payment and I told her we couldn't do it so she's like "so basically you've just teased my daughter with ice cream, I can't pay for it, what do you want me to do?" So I'm like "I'm sorry i have to throw it out now cause your daughter put her fingers into it"....so she takes the cup and flips it upside down and slams it on the counter and storms off...was actually funny

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
    1

    One time when I was working at the porn store, we had these $200 full torso sex toys. Like, full body, with nubs where the arms, legs and head were.

    So this trucker comes in, eyes it up, and asks if I can take it out of the package for him.

    So I do, all the while giving a sales pitch about the quality of the material it was made from.

    He nods, then reaches down to take a firm grasp of the titty. Slaps it around a bit.

    You have no idea how badly I wanted to ask him if he was going to buy her a drink first.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Banned
    0

    Lol how do you not just lose you're shit...Id have just started laughing

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • SwimNinja
    0

    I use to have this old woman yell at me every time I delivered mail because "Business are supposed to get their mail by noon!"

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • 0

    This one time I had a call complaining about how our systems require Chrome/Firefox.

    The complaint was that their security was lacking amd she got viruses from installation, which is why she preferred the robust security of Interest Explorer.

    She would not accept that the viruses likely came from using IE and got mad at me for suggesting it.


  • Banned
    0

    Dumb people are dumb

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • IB
    0

    I was working as a Housekeeping Manager for a hotel and resort a long time ago.

    This lady rented a room for a week. She grabbed her key, checked in, and i never actually saw her come out of her room in the entire week. Not even when she checked out. She had the no housekeeping sign on her door all week as well.

    So anyways, i see countless men come in an out of her room, about 1 or 2 every hour for the entire week. On the last day i guess she checked out super early because no one saw her go but her key was in the drop box.

    I go in to start cleaning, and what I saw was f**king horrifying....
    There was blood EVERYWHERE. Literally looked like they sacrificed thousands of goats to the dark lord lucifer for a week straight. The walls, the ceiling, the bed, the floor, the furniture, all covered in blood. Fecal matter spread across the room. The smell was god awful...

    We had to call in a hazmat cleaning service to come in, basically torch the place, then we had to redo the entire room. Billed her for all of it.


  • SwimPunk Banned
    1

    Blink89 said:

    I was working as a Housekeeping Manager for a hotel and resort a long time ago.

    This lady rented a room for a week. She grabbed her key, checked in, and i never actually saw her come out of her room in the entire week. Not even when she checked out. She had the no housekeeping sign on her door all week as well.

    So anyways, i see countless men come in an out of her room, about 1 or 2 every hour for the entire week. On the last day i guess she checked out super early because no one saw her go but her key was in the drop box.

    I go in to start cleaning, and what I saw was f**king horrifying....
    There was blood EVERYWHERE. Literally looked like they sacrificed thousands of goats to the dark lord lucifer for a week straight. The walls, the ceiling, the bed, the floor, the furniture, all covered in blood. Fecal matter spread across the room. The smell was god awful...

    We had to call in a hazmat cleaning service to come in, basically torch the place, then we had to redo the entire room. Billed her for all of it.

    She's probably dead


  • Banned
    0

    Today I had a customer complain that Microsoft gave mine craft away for free only a trial period. He said how could we let it be free for months and let his son play it for free and let him buy dlc for a free game. I guess his argument was we should have only put out a limited version? I don't know.


  • Banned
    0

    Dear god

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Swimuminati
    1

    i'm with poof, I think she's dead

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • IB
    0

    p00fy said:

    Blink89 said:

    I was working as a Housekeeping Manager for a hotel and resort a long time ago.

    This lady rented a room for a week. She grabbed her key, checked in, and i never actually saw her come out of her room in the entire week. Not even when she checked out. She had the no housekeeping sign on her door all week as well.

    So anyways, i see countless men come in an out of her room, about 1 or 2 every hour for the entire week. On the last day i guess she checked out super early because no one saw her go but her key was in the drop box.

    I go in to start cleaning, and what I saw was f**king horrifying....
    There was blood EVERYWHERE. Literally looked like they sacrificed thousands of goats to the dark lord lucifer for a week straight. The walls, the ceiling, the bed, the floor, the furniture, all covered in blood. Fecal matter spread across the room. The smell was god awful...

    We had to call in a hazmat cleaning service to come in, basically torch the place, then we had to redo the entire room. Billed her for all of it.

    She's probably dead

    Thats what i was thinking hahaha.
    But she did throw a royal fit about the bill we charged her. Unless that was someone pretending to be her >_______________>

    Maybe had some Buffalo Bill shit going on


  • SwimPunk Banned
    0

    hmm ya maybe she was the killer


  • Helper
    1

    I take lots of calls from people who want to talk to the owner of the company but don't want to tell me what company they're with or what they're calling about. They're obvious telemarketers, so I just give them a valid-sounding excuse for my boss's unavailability and take a message. Well this one guy started ordering me to go get my boss out of the meeting he was (supposely) in, to the point where he was yelling "I TOLD YOU TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT MEETING" and I had to tell him that he wasn't the person whose instructions I was paid to follow. It made me wonder how successful he usually was with browbeating poor secretaries into getting their bosses on the phone. :D

    EMPRESS OF FANGURLZ


  • Assy McGee Banned
    0

    Blink89 said:

    I was working as a Housekeeping Manager for a hotel and resort a long time ago.

    This lady rented a room for a week. She grabbed her key, checked in, and i never actually saw her come out of her room in the entire week. Not even when she checked out. She had the no housekeeping sign on her door all week as well.

    So anyways, i see countless men come in an out of her room, about 1 or 2 every hour for the entire week. On the last day i guess she checked out super early because no one saw her go but her key was in the drop box.

    I go in to start cleaning, and what I saw was f**king horrifying....
    There was blood EVERYWHERE. Literally looked like they sacrificed thousands of goats to the dark lord lucifer for a week straight. The walls, the ceiling, the bed, the floor, the furniture, all covered in blood. Fecal matter spread across the room. The smell was god awful...

    We had to call in a hazmat cleaning service to come in, basically torch the place, then we had to redo the entire room. Billed her for all of it.

    Dominatrix.


  • IB
    0

    Got another Hotel story.....

    We had this wedding planner and her boyfriend come and stay at the hotel because there was a wedding that needed planning.

    So the front desk guy and I end up drinking and having a good time with them since it was a slow night. After we all got pretty toasted, the couple went up to their room to pass out.
    About 30 minutes later we hear yelling and screaming, got a couple noise complaints, so we had to go check it out.

    As we are walking the grounds we hear the noise coming from the couples room which was on the second floor. As we are walking up to the balcony, we see the boyfriend come out from the room, climb up on the railing, and then jump.

    Head first the man falls, from the second floor. Falls right on the edge of the concrete walkway and the dirt right in front of us. Needless to say he died....brain matter and blood spread across the walk way and dirt. The girlfriend is screaming from the balcony, while we stand there stunned by what we just witnessed.

    We called the cops and the paramedics. They brought hazmat cleaners again, and we had the mess all cleaned up before sunrise.

    We kept drinking all through the night...


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