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I am, like, the worst basketball player ever.
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  • SwimVIP
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    Seriously, you could shot the ball backwards with your eyes closed and one arm and still play better than me.

    And I take pride in that. I can't wait till my next basketball game so I can really lose like shit.


  • Babbling
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    What kind of shoes do you put on your feet?


  • Banned
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    I wear Jordans every day and I can't dunk oreos.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimPeanut
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    Well, don't feel bad about it. Nobody wanted me on their team either. Just a guy who doesn't dig on sports.

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • Swimuminati
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    You can't just buy any pair of Jordans, you need to break into Michael Jordan's house and steal a pair he has actually put on his own feet....that is how you gain his power


  • Banned
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    I got you beat...I was playing basketball with some fam and I went for the ball bouncing out of bounds and I slipped on the gravel and stumbled face first into a wooden swing set and knocked out my 2 front permanent teeth

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Babbling
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    I think you won this thread.


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