I have a paronychia on my finger.
It's great when you enjoy things.
sounds like a pokemon name.
blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|
First thing that popped into my head too...
You were banned. It fills you with determination
Is it a wart?
It sounds like a bug
I dunno what that is but chalazions on the eyelid are annoying as f**k
What the hell is that behind you
I was going to guess some sort of amazonian fish that eats flesh