Ancient Canadians did not wear kilts.
They wore hockey jerseys that were long enough to cover the genitals. Everyone smelled of maple syrup, and thus there was a lot of fornication, thus spreading Canadian settlers westward, spreading all things hockey and things made of maple.
Give me yuor rum.
You forgot the double denim.
Hail to the king.
Their bacon tastes like ham.
Maple Leaf pride?
Thought they wore bear skins or some ish.