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MD reviews CISDTXMTVAU The Series, Season 2!
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  • ShoeHands
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    Yes folks its time to bring back the wildly popular MD Reviews series!

    Up next we have @covered_in_sponges Drags The X-Men Through Various Universes The Series, Season 2!
    For a review of season one look here!

    http://boards.adultswim.com/topic/14165/md-reviews-cisdtxtvau-the-series/2?page=1

    For those of you new to this review system I review it simply. The more you need the worse the episode! So the really good episodes have very little while the bad ones require a lot to get through.

    With that said, LETS GO!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 1-I can’t believe we are doing this again

    Starting off on winter break. That’ll work.
    Oh Look! Characters!
    Uh Oh, Sponges is in trouble.
    GET CHACED BY DINOSAURS! DO IT! And zombies. Don’t forget the zombies.
    Wolverine as the PE instructor? Where’s the creativity!
    Sponges trying to pick up girls with a vacation to a tropical island. Smart!
    Ew sponges…..Ew……..
    Doubles of themselves, that could get interesting later. EPIC FORESHADOWWWWW
    ………..Isla Nublar…….
    Sexual Tension Jurassic Park!
    Burning puppies :(
    Really going to use the professor to cut lines? o_0

    Episode 1 gets a out of

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    Master-Debater131 said:

    And zombies. Don’t forget the zombies.

    I'm going to go ahead and consider that a request for season 3.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 2-RANDOM NOISES!

    That sounds like the ESPN theme, not Jurassic Park.
    Sponges trolling the X-Men. I approve
    Holy crap that’s a descriptive paragraph
    What the hell kind of super pass is that?!
    Who did you have to blow to get that pass?!?! o_o
    Feeding every dinosaur, ok. petting them? Darwin Award Approved
    Sponges likes Whisky, good to know.
    Sponges with a lengthy speech. It almost like he wrote it to promote himself or something.
    Yea! You pet the f**k out of that dinosaur!
    Professor with the foreshadow to know this will only end in disaster, like every date ever.
    Excited. As. Balls.
    Professor knows whats up. Sponges isn’t trustworthy. Season 1 taught us that lesson the hard way.

    Episode 2 gets out of if only because Excited. As. Balls.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 3-The Hangover, Part 55 Jurassic World

    What the hell? Did Sponges take a writing class? Theres a lot of descriptive detail here.
    …….Dinosaur puppy……
    That’s a lot of dinosaurs
    Sponges is getting hunted like a hot chick at a bar
    Ha! Its not that easy getting rid of things hunting you is it?!
    Tease
    Relaxing, wink wink
    Can you blame the professor though? Sponges is a shady character
    Beast was petting Kitty. Wink Wink
    Oh dear god

    Episode 3 gets out of . So much sex......so few condoms......so many new babies......

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 4-For Serious Bro

    Double booked lunch! OH NO!
    Sponges is locked out? Foreshadow to inability to universe shift? RUH ROH ROOBY!
    LOLHarambe
    DO. NOT. STRIP.
    Well, at least you didn’t strip.
    She loves the D
    Dinosaur Rights Movement!
    Beast broke two backs last night apparently
    Ug....this is just starting isnt it?

    Episode 4 gets out of because.....reasons

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 5-Sponges probably gets naked
    Huh, so theres a subplot other than “IT WENT WRONG?!”
    God Android, a Godroid
    That’s some Sibling rivalry for sure. Kane and Able would be proud!
    Gore…….Al Gore…..no just gore.
    Smart dinosaur, that’s a problem
    Don’t be a p***y, go pet that dinosaur.
    Yea, they are going to f**k

    Episode 5 gets a out of because of super smart dinosaur and Sponges being a giant p***y and not petting the super dinosaur!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 6- Raptors for Days!
    Sad sponges is sad
    Salty sponges is salty
    It’s the circle of lifeeeeeeeeee. goes to watch the Lion King
    Wolverine likes Raptors.
    Put some clothes on damnit!
    Chris Pratt to the rescue!
    Sponges going to try to pet a raptor.
    Or not. But why not?!
    PLOT! SERIES WIDE PLOT SPOTTED!
    Professor needs to learn how to fly.
    Wolverine vs Raptors, FIGHT!
    Fight scene!
    Sponges actually isn’t at fault for this, that’s a new one

    episode 6 gets out of because this episode was actually pretty good!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
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    Episode 7-Sponges is making me do this
    Snuggly raptors!
    They are no longer velociraptors, they are Vacationraptors!
    Yes, please get dressed.
    YES! I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT! PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON ALREADY!
    Godroid is back.
    Godroid is a dick
    Tentacle rape time?
    No, we really didn’t have to see that part….
    Yup, tentacle porn time!

    Episode 7 gets a out of if only because of the unneeded sex. Its like Game of Thrones without any redeeming qualities.........

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
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    Episode 8-Tentacle Porn 4, the Retentacling
    Godroid is a super-dick.
    The Professor is lecturing the hell out of Sponges
    Still lecturing
    More lecturing
    Sponges just got his PhD in having his ass chewed out
    Sponges says he has a plan, I say hes got a problem
    Kidnapped scientist, PROBLEM!
    Godroid being a douchebag
    No one knows whats going on, don’t bother asking!
    A very long story…….
    And now Chris Pratt is along for the ride! Woo!

    Episode 8 gets out of

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
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    Episode 9-Pratt where you saying?
    Chris Pratt meet Chris Pratt, Yaoi fangirls approve
    So much Pratt
    They can’t touch? Yaoi fangirls do not approve
    Dinosaur super mutants superheroes. Yea, sounds about right.
    Yea! Don’t forget about the tentacle rape!
    Sponges has no friends.
    So this is a recap episode now? Sure seems like a recap episode
    Indomninous rex, aka, super dinosaur!

    More sex.
    Wat
    No really
    Wat
    Did he just ejaculate tentacles?
    I cant even right now
    Space Pratt, ha

    Right, searching
    Yea, they had sex again

    Episode 9 gets out of . I cant even anymore.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
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    Episode 10-This is porn at this point

    Dinosaur steak for dinner sounds real good actually
    Nothing sponges does is productive, learn that now.
    Sponges wants to pet and then eat the dinosaurs
    ….where did you pull that list from exactly? Actually, I don’t want to know.
    Tentacles are now raping dinosaurs.
    Dear god there are so many tentacles that even Japanese porn is questioning the need to have this many.

    Episode 10 gets out of because of all the f**king tentacles!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 11-I swear if there is one more damn tentacle………
    GOD DAMNIT MORE F**KING TENTACLES!
    Godroid is now throwing dead dinosaurs at them. That’s new
    Dinosaur steaks!
    Godroid is starting to reveal his master plan.
    Godroid is the Borg? Resistance is futile?
    Some fighting now!
    Tentacles can now transform? K
    Godroid has stolen Wolverines “genetic information” wink wink
    Seriously, where the hell are you pulling these lists from?

    Episode 11 gets a out of

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    pisode 12-This shit is almost over!
    Professor, he got tentacle raped. Just like everyone else is going to have happen to them at this rate.
    Sponges does not plan
    Wild Raptors! Im waiting for the Ford Raptor to make an appearance now.
    Wait, where did he come from? And on a Motorcycle?
    He cant answer because he still has no plan.
    Sponges is now Aquaman
    So whatever happened to the professor being used to get to the front of the line?
    Stop lying, you have no plan
    SERIOUSLY?! WHAT IS WITH THESE BOXER LISTS?!?!?!?!?!
    Your going to ride that damn super dinosaur aren’t you?

    Episode 12 gets a out of

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Banned
    2

    I may have to read this.....Even though I didn't read all the reviews I do feel as though I'm missing out.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 13.1-THE END IS NEIGH!

    Dinosaur convoy!!!
    Sponges, once again being hunted like a hot chick in a bar.
    Pratt on Pratt violence!
    That was some weak violence.
    What is that?
    The f**k is a Zoboomafoo? googles
    Really? GTFO
    Beast, you’re not the only one who stroked out for a bit there.
    I am so done with this….my god…….just………..wow
    Now your gonna feed the super dinosaur.
    At least part 2 should be interestin……

    Episode 13.1 gets out of because of many many reasons, including the fact that its a damn 2 part episode! Just make it a 14 episode series! Enough with this "13" episode thing while the 13th is really 2 episodes! Cheap marketing ploy I say!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Episode 13.2- Its all over, right?
    Sponges riding super dinosaur.
    Sponges said he is a god……..
    Achievement Unlocked Sponges ego can now be seen from Pluto!
    OH MY GOD! Iasdkjnalhgnangalerjing whatttttttt
    Yes, Plot please.
    Stupid French accent
    Its not a T-Rex, IT’S A SUPER DINOSAUR!
    Yes, final battle time!
    This isn’t a battle, its talking. Idle chat even…….
    Dinosaur convoy!!!
    T-Rex is just practicing for the choir!!
    Oh, hes dead Jim.
    WHAT IS WITH THIS TENTACLE OBSESSION?!
    Godroid being a dick, again, with tentacles, again.
    Woah, professor getting angry!
    You aren’t the only one who doesn’t know whats going on. No one does.
    The Pratts are combining!
    LMAOOOOOO OMNIPRATT
    HAHAHAHA! CLONES ARE SHITFACED!
    Lesbianism is a perfect way to finish the season

    Episode 13.2 gets a out of !

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Season 2 Season Review:

    Well, that was something else. That story went all over the place and had more tentacle porn/rape than the entire Japanese porn industry. It muddled along but in the end the last 5 minutes were worth it!

    Season 2 gets an overall score of out of because the second season always sucks a bit more than the first, and this season had more tentacle porn than I knew what to do with.

    Season 3 predictions:
    Clone Orgy
    Zombies
    Sponges clone turns into a chick for some comic plothole reason.
    More moments of me questioning why the hell I agreed to do this, followed by moments of me laughing really hard because something was actually pretty funny.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    CyberBully360 said:

    I may have to read this.....Even though I didn't read all the reviews I do feel as though I'm missing out.

    You really are missing out.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    Season 3 is going to pure insanity straight from the start I think. Probably no gender swapping though.

    About your comments on deifying myself, first 2 chapters of XvAvP essentially explain it.

    Myself (the writer of the fanfiction) is an individual who is omnipotent (within the world of the fanfiction).

    I am responsible for creating the universe I inhabit, thereby I am a god-like entity within it.

    In any case; thank you, as always, for the excellent review and your readership.

    I hope you enjoyed the experience of reading my work as much as I enjoyed creating it.

    Did you seriously like the first season more though? Because I feel like this one was (slightly, at least) more coherent in terms of the story it was attempting to tell.

    Oh, and as for the 14 episodes... Yeah, I was really hoping to stick to 13 this time around, but my pacing was still just a little bit off.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Well thats lame! Every series needs a gender swap or two. Thats one of the rules of Fanfiction!

    I guess that makes sense.......well...not really but were going to just go with it.

    Season 1 was more chaotic. 2 you could sorta see what was coming. It was good, but the chaos from Season 1 was sorta drowned out by copious amounts of tentacles. Plus, like I said, the 2nd season of any show always sucks a bit more than the 1st season. Just part of the growing pains of a show.

    It was still enjoyable though!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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