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Watching semen dry and other cliches
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  • Special Snowflake
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    I guess this is the part where I write something needlessly long and boring. Um, here's a ridiculously long sentence from Moby Dick, a sperm whale (lol):

    Though amid all the smoking horror and diabolism of a sea-fight, sharks will be seen longingly gazing up to the ship’s decks, like hungry dogs round a table where red meat is being carved, ready to bolt down every killed man that is tossed to them; and though, while the valiant butchers over the deck-table are thus cannibally carving each other’s live meat with carving-knives all gilded and tasselled, the sharks, also, with their jewel-hilted mouths, are quarrelsomely carving away under the table at the dead meat; and though, were you to turn the whole affair upside down, it would still be pretty much the same thing, that is to say, a shocking sharkish business enough for all parties; and though sharks also are the invariable outriders of all slave ships crossing the Atlantic, systematically trotting alongside, to be handy in case a parcel is to be carried anywhere, or a dead slave to be decently buried; and though one or two other like instances might be set down, touching the set terms, places, and occasions, when sharks do most socially congregate, and most hilariously feast; yet is there no conceivable time or occasion when you will find them in such countless numbers, and in gayer or more jovial spirits, than around a dead sperm whale, moored by night to a whaleship at sea.

    Notice the unironic antiquated usage of the word GAYER.

    Memento Mori


  • Banned
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    Dude f**k you.... I'm so hard right now and you left me hanging.


  • Banned
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    I really hope you made this thread for the reason I think you did.

    Hail to the king.


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    SandStone said:

    Dude f**k you.... I'm so hard right now and you left me hanging.

    Is it really "hanging" if it got hard?

    That sounds like a painful erection.


  • Banned
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    naraku360 said:

    SandStone said:

    Dude f**k you.... I'm so hard right now and you left me hanging.

    Is it really "hanging" if it got hard?

    That sounds like a painful erection.

    No it's more just like... out there.... all frustrated and shit.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Hush, now, we are having a discussion about antiquated semantics. Take your sexual frustrations elsewhere, you ruffian.

    Memento Mori


  • Special Snowflake
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    Yes, seamen.

    Memento Mori


  • Other Anime
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    bnmjv said:

    I guess this is the part where I write something needlessly long and boring. Um, here's a ridiculously long sentence from Moby Dick, a sperm whale (lol):

    Though amid all the smoking horror and diabolism of a sea-fight, sharks will be seen longingly gazing up to the ship’s decks, like hungry dogs round a table where red meat is being carved, ready to bolt down every killed man that is tossed to them; and though, while the valiant butchers over the deck-table are thus cannibally carving each other’s live meat with carving-knives all gilded and tasselled, the sharks, also, with their jewel-hilted mouths, are quarrelsomely carving away under the table at the dead meat; and though, were you to turn the whole affair upside down, it would still be pretty much the same thing, that is to say, a shocking sharkish business enough for all parties; and though sharks also are the invariable outriders of all slave ships crossing the Atlantic, systematically trotting alongside, to be handy in case a parcel is to be carried anywhere, or a dead slave to be decently buried; and though one or two other like instances might be set down, touching the set terms, places, and occasions, when sharks do most socially congregate, and most hilariously feast; yet is there no conceivable time or occasion when you will find them in such countless numbers, and in gayer or more jovial spirits, than around a dead sperm whale, moored by night to a whaleship at sea.

    Notice the unironic antiquated usage of the word GAYER.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-HT7C81-io


  • ShoeHands
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    It's funny cause of spermwhales.


  • SwimLegend
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    I think I might you now.

    Oh bother...


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