The customers are nicer at the other store
Time to start transfer negotiations
Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.
I would except there are no hostages worth a damn
First step...you establish dominance
And then they probably end up being equally assholish.
I'll take my chances