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who wants to be my slave?
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  • ShoeHands
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    I offer great benefits
    Time off
    Tuition Reimbursement

    and all sorts of fun random activities!

    Submit your resumes here and I will review it!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimParagon
    1

    Didn't this not end well on the old boards?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
    1

    New boards, new slave!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Banned
    2

    Resume:

    Doesn't take orders well.

    POOP


  • SwimParagon
    0

    Oh, okay! In that case... I am good with kitchen knives and can follow a cooking recipe pretty dang well.

    My skill with kitchen knives is not related to cooking. >.>

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Hmmm That might be a deal breaker.......

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    So youd be my slave assassin?

    Who can sorta cook?

    Thats not to bad actually

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimParagon
    0

    Yup. Although can an assassin really be enslaved? O_o

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
    0

    With me anything is possible

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I already have a slave driver that offers all that, sorry.

    The era of the fancy signature has come to a final end.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Lameeeeeee

    Well if you ever want a change in slavership just let me know

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimParagon
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    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
    0

    What the hell is that?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimParagon
    0


    Some weird site from ancient Internetia. Anything is possible there. The infinite is possible, the unattainable unknown. The... f**k it, it's just a mildly amusing Flash animation.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
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    Well, I guess it is the duty of my slave to entertain me

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • 1

    What kind of slave? ;)


  • ShoeHands
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    The best kind

    Mine

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimParagon
    1

    ...okay why are there no other takers? Seriously, we need to get you better advertising.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I think I need to hire a publicist

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Do you offer free medical and dental coverage for me and my family? Guaranteed pay? No? Then I'm sticking to the Army.

    The era of the fancy signature has come to a final end.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I do actually!

    I am very generous.

    I am a benevolent god

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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