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isn't it embarrassing when you're masturbating and eating skittles
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  • SwimStar
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    and then your boss calls so you have to stop doing one

    and he's liek "right so i need you come in for a few hours"

    and you gotta be like "nah fam i'm masturbating and eating skittles"

    and he gets a f**king attitude it like a little bitch and fires you and you can't even come and pick up your last check because you're barred from the premises

    ugh

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  • Helper
    0

    "I'm busy feeling the rainbow"

    What the hell is that behind you


  • Special Snowflake
    1

    I masturbated to this.

    Memento Mori


  • SwimNinja
    2

    Why do you guys answer the phone on your days off? And thanks for ruining my skittle eating time.

    "The enemy of my enemy is just another man standing in my way." -Nikita


  • SwimStar
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    bnmjv said:

    I masturbated to this.

    that's pretty weird

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  • Swimuminati
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    Hi, i'm form MTV, we'd like to put you on a show...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • IB
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    Sorce said:

    Why do you guys answer the phone on your days off? And thanks for ruining my skittle eating time.

    This. I don't answer the phone for work at all unless I'm at work. I told my coworkers ... the ones I like if they need help call me on their cell phone or text me
    Management .... f**k that


  • SwimLegend
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    I like to taste the rainbow.

    Ric's Youtube: It's fucking awesome of course
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl6qCbzMXEezDBksc9XqUuw


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • SwimStar
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    Vamped said:

    Sorce said:

    Why do you guys answer the phone on your days off? And thanks for ruining my skittle eating time.

    This. I don't answer the phone for work at all unless I'm at work. I told my coworkers ... the ones I like if they need help call me on their cell phone or text me
    Management .... f**k that

    Real talk for a second, I don't mind having my boss call me. I got to that point in my life where if it's my day off, and I don't want to go in, I'm just gonna tell them I'm not coming in. I know that sounds like a recipe for being immediately fired, but generally my bosses have just been like, "...Well, alright, we'll call Dave then" or whoever the f**k.

    Then again, up until this past February I've never had a job I liked. Now, since I have a job I absolutely love, I don't mind going in at all, because it's free money to me. But over the year or so before that, I learned how to just say no to my bosses. It was very liberating.

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  • Swimuminati
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    /thread

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimNinja
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    I actually have a short story on the backburner that involves a situation like that.

    "The enemy of my enemy is just another man standing in my way." -Nikita


  • IB
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    Skiles said:

    Vamped said:

    Sorce said:

    Why do you guys answer the phone on your days off? And thanks for ruining my skittle eating time.

    This. I don't answer the phone for work at all unless I'm at work. I told my coworkers ... the ones I like if they need help call me on their cell phone or text me
    Management .... f**k that

    Real talk for a second, I don't mind having my boss call me. I got to that point in my life where if it's my day off, and I don't want to go in, I'm just gonna tell them I'm not coming in. I know that sounds like a recipe for being immediately fired, but generally my bosses have just been like, "...Well, alright, we'll call Dave then" or whoever the f**k.

    Then again, up until this past February I've never had a job I liked. Now, since I have a job I absolutely love, I don't mind going in at all, because it's free money to me. But over the year or so before that, I learned how to just say no to my bosses. It was very liberating.

    I teach them to just f**king call Dave first


  • SwimStar
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    Mixboy said:

    /thread

    That was absolutely disgusting.

    Wasting Skittles like that... How dare he?

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  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Sorce said:

    I actually have a short story on the backburner that involves a situation like that.

    Do explain.

    And in great detail.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • SwimNinja
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    A demon falls through a portal into a Candyland type of world, finds a Willy Wonka dude in charge, and then lots of sex.

    "The enemy of my enemy is just another man standing in my way." -Nikita


  • Banned
    0

    I like to think this is the cause of apes flinging poo at each other in the jungle.


  • Swimuminati
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    Skiles said:

    Mixboy said:

    /thread

    That was absolutely disgusting.

    Wasting Skittles like that... How dare he?

    That was the greatest thing i've ever seen...I wish I could money shot skittles

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Mixboy said:

    Skiles said:

    Mixboy said:

    /thread

    That was absolutely disgusting.

    Wasting Skittles like that... How dare he?

    That was the greatest thing I've ever seen...I wish I could money shot skittles

    It's the one way to make them all swallow.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • Banned
    0

    There's already a way to do that... it's called a strong grip. >_>


  • SwimNinja
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    Skiles said:

    Vamped said:

    Sorce said:

    Why do you guys answer the phone on your days off? And thanks for ruining my skittle eating time.

    This. I don't answer the phone for work at all unless I'm at work. I told my coworkers ... the ones I like if they need help call me on their cell phone or text me
    Management .... f**k that

    Real talk for a second, I don't mind having my boss call me. I got to that point in my life where if it's my day off, and I don't want to go in, I'm just gonna tell them I'm not coming in. I know that sounds like a recipe for being immediately fired, but generally my bosses have just been like, "...Well, alright, we'll call Dave then" or whoever the f**k.

    Then again, up until this past February I've never had a job I liked. Now, since I have a job I absolutely love, I don't mind going in at all, because it's free money to me. But over the year or so before that, I learned how to just say no to my bosses. It was very liberating.

    I prefer the no-drama approach. If they call on my day off, I don't answer, and if they ask, I go with the age old wisdom of lying to their face about not being home. It had a 100% success rate at my old regular jobs.

    "The enemy of my enemy is just another man standing in my way." -Nikita


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