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hot as balls, cold as tits
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  • ShoeHands
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    How in the world did we come up with these terms to describe how hot and cold it is?

    Also, its hot as balls outside right now

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Toonami
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    Master-Debater131 said:

    How in the world did we come up with these terms to describe how hot and cold it is?

    Also, its hot as balls outside right now

    cause balls are warm to the touch and stick to your thighs when you go commando

    and nipples get hard when they get cold


  • ShoeHands
    1

    That.....that makes a surprising amount of sense.........

    But then wouldnt it be sticky as balls and hard as nipples?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    ask the coiner of phrases...he's best friends with the key master...talk to Neo, he'll get you in touch

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
    0

    i feel like that is something that I could accomplish in an hour but will instead be stretched into multiple separate instances of 3 hours each.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    1

    only if you're really cool...an extra animated hour

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Assy McGee Banned
    0

    Hot as f**k, cold as shit.

    Don't tell me what slang I use!


  • ShoeHands
    0

    And then released on separate blu-rays for extra money right?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Ive heard that as well, but it still doesnt make a ton of sense.

    At least the cold part......

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Well good then!

    At least we know how to milk people for more money!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    hey, the cow didn't complain...infact seemed pretty good with it

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Ive never been able to look at milk the same way after I saw that episode.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Why...you knew...you always knew....you just chose to ignore what was happening behind the curtain

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I did ignore it

    Until it was on TV

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    hmmm

    gimme a sec...I gotta get naked and get on TV...

    runs out the door

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
    0

    N ah

    Dont do that

    No one wants to see that

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    who cares...they can't ignore me now.....mwahahahaha. ..I'M ON T.V.....hahahahahahaha

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Pretty happy I dont have cable right now

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    0

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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