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I don't think I could ever be a cop
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    Like there is no way I'd be able to keep a straight face listening to people's bullshit

    Ok so I'm watching cops on tv...and this chick just got picked up for selling an undercover cop some oxy's. So they cuff her and she says "I just got out of jail" and the cop says "you just got out and your kid is in the back seat of your car while you're doing drug deals"...so she says "I'm trying to get money so I can get the custody back, am I going to jail?...

    So at this point if I were the cop I would have laughed in her face and said "are you f**kin kidding me? Selling drugs to get your kid back? No we aren't going to jail...we're going to f**king candy land"

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    more like the female prison warden

    CV01


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Youd be the meanest cop ever but let's face it..you wouldn't pass the physical in cop school.


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    Neither would you but don't see me bitchin

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • SwimParagon
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    See, I'd actually feel bad here and not be able to do my job with a clean conscience. >.< that woman probably doesn't know any other trade skills =\

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    I'm sorry, I don't feel bad for people who break the law or are too stupid to get caught

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    just shoot her for being a dumbass.

    POOP


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Majin_Mayhem2 said:

    Neither would you but don't see me bitchin

    I probably could.i walk and jog for miles. What exercise you do, queen of bacon


  • SwimParagon
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    Drug laws are bullshit.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    If I was a cop, i wouldn't pull over colored people and pull my gun out and pull the trigger because their only crime is them being darker than me.

    Good thing i'm not because I won't be meeting my quotas.:)


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    ELDEMONIO said:

    If I was a cop, i wouldn't pull over colored people and pull my gun out and pull the trigger because their only crime is them being darker than me.

    Good thing i'm not because I won't be meeting my quotas.:)

    I like you.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    See here's the cool thing...I don't have to justify anything I do to you...plus I don't know what mental image you have of me but I don't care...I like me...I'm no stick but I love my curves...so keep talkin all the shit about my weight you want...don't bother me

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Swimuminati
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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    some sure

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    HA BURN

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


  • Toonami
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    +1 to what you said. I could never work in any medical profession for a similar reason. I feel like there's a limit to how often I could be exposed to the same handful of easily-preventable mistakes before I just went off on someone.


  • SwimHero
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    i could but only so i can abuse my power somehow for my own goals.

    Janeway Rules!


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    Oh yeah like assholes who blow off their fingers with a firecracker?...id be like "you'll never masterbate with that hand again..."

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    Fugglyfe said:

    Majin_Mayhem2 said:

    Neither would you but don't see me bitchin

    I probably could.i walk and jog for miles. What exercise you do, queen of bacon

    someone wants to get f**king b& again.

    How many f**king throwaway accounts do you have?

    POOP


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    FieryDoom said:

    Fugglyfe said:

    Majin_Mayhem2 said:

    Neither would you but don't see me bitchin

    I probably could.i walk and jog for miles. What exercise you do, queen of bacon

    someone wants to get f**king b& again.

    How many f**king throwaway accounts do you have?

    lol I'm in too much of a good mood today...she ain't worth it

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    guess she needs to feel good about herself somehow.

    POOP


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