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Zenigundam is...
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    a normal kid who likes a good beer
    ASMB's destruction is his greatest fear
    He loves these boards, they're the best around
    Sipping on a forty, watching Huckleberry Hound
    Zeni's always showing unpredictable behavior
    Many people wonder, "Is this guy our savior?"
    Of course not, he's just a friendly dude
    No need to flame him, he's never rude
    He loves hanging out inside of his house
    Y'all see a T-Rex, but I see a mouse.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    passive-aggressive
    agenda hidden from all
    beware the hedgehog

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    You're just so wrong about all of that.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Tsk, tsk. I think you're jumping to conclusions. I don't see a name mentioned anywhere.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    I thought the obvious conclusion was that you were finishing the sentence that my thread title began. Also, because a hedgehog is my avatar, I figured that everything pointed toward your post being about me. Well is it?


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Consider it a gift - a koan, made especially for you. Go forth and contemplate.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    (Downs another beer)

    Just chug and chill, Mthor. You think too much. (Throws you a beer)


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Me? I hardly think at all - it's about quality, not quantity.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Agreed.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Speaking of which (quantity v quality) thanks, but no thanks to the beer - I've got Guinness in the fridge for after work.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Oh I see how it is. I offer you a nice, cold Harvard, but you'll settle for nothing less than the Princeton in your fridge.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Damn straight. Plus, I don't drink beer very often, and I hate to let it sit long enough to get skunky.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Oh, by the way - whatever else it may be, it's a free-standing, untitled haiku, and is not a continuation of anything.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Ah a haiku!

    I spend much time here
    True warriors live online
    To protect their friends


  • Thunder Goddess
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    afraid of real life
    trying to be Peter Pan
    true warriors scoff

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    I object your honor!


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