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The streets aren't what they used to be
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    What do you suppose happened here?

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  • Babbling
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    Gay meth abusers.


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    I was looking for a more flushed out accounting of events. For entertainment.


  • Babbling
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    Ernie just shot Cookie Monster in a robbery gone wrong. He and Bert thought it was going to be an easy jack move but C Monster pulled a shotgun from under the recliner and Eazy Ernie was forced to blast him?


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    Looks like it's Bert's gun. A shoulder strap is usually a cop thing though. Could there be a dirty cop component to this story?


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    Ernie got some bad "junk" from Oscar. While tripping, he thought he saw the Snuffaluffagus, who wanted to take his rubber ducky. The rounds he fired went through the wall of Cookie's Crib, killing Skred and the rest of the SNL Muppets. That's why you never see them anymore.

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    I'm sure they got what they deserved. What about Bert's part in this?


  • Banned
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    Meth

    You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep… his PRIDE!


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    LockeLamora said:

    Looks like it's Bert's gun. A shoulder strap is usually a cop thing though. Could there be a dirty cop component to this story?

    I was wondering where Bert's gun went. Holster is empty. Ernie must've grabbed it and suddenly shot C Monster. Bert is surprised, cigarette falling out of his mouth. Could be gay lovers triangle.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    LockeLamora said:

    Looks like it's Bert's gun. A shoulder strap is usually a cop thing though. Could there be a dirty cop component to this story?

    Maybe he's got a permit to carry - whoops, that just went out the window. This is why you should always run background checks when you get your roommates off craigslist

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    LockeLamora said:

    I'm sure they got what they deserved. What about Bert's part in this?

    He was in the next room, getting his protection payment from Cookie Monster when he heard the shots.

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    In happier times....

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    mthor said:

    LockeLamora said:

    Looks like it's Bert's gun. A shoulder strap is usually a cop thing though. Could there be a dirty cop component to this story?

    Maybe he's got a permit to carry - whoops, that just went out the window. This is why you should always run background checks when you get your roommates off craigslist

    The dog tags and shoulder holster has me leaning toward Bert being a cop. Do they need permits?


  • Thunder Goddess
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    I don't know about the dog tags, but my husband ran right out and got himself a shoulder holster as soon as he could carry concealed.

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    tsar4 said:

    LockeLamora said:

    I'm sure they got what they deserved. What about Bert's part in this?

    He was in the next room, getting his protection payment from Cookie Monster when he heard the shots.

    His current state of dress makes me think he was in a relaxed state. Too relaxed to be collecting protection money. There's also his gun to think about.


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